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#1 Jacki O.

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Posted 25 June 2010 - 01:06 PM

i bet you thought this was going to be about music right?

WRONG


Hey shizz, i present to you the C-string (the C stands for Cunt)
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it is the most idiotic thing i have ever seen.

it looks like you are wearing a menstrual pad

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according to the "company" (if you want to call it that):
The CString is a completely new and exciting (!!! - my empasis here) innovation in lingerie. Say goodbye to panty line and uncomfortable straps. Say hello to a sexy new freedom.

The CString can be worn under all your favorite clothes:
• Dresses • Skirts • Jeans

The CString can also be worn alone:
• Swimwear • Lingerie

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that's right fuckers, freedom is sexy. It's also new.
i dont know how they can equate wearing a piece of wire up your butt as "freedom" when you could just not wear underwear if you are so concerned about panty lines (so emotionally and physically debilitating to women btw)

not wearing underwear to avoid those DISGUSTING panty lines could save you $25.00+ that you can now spend on blow instead of a C-string.

they propose wearing it to the beach! I can't wait to wear it to the beach where it will just fall out from between my legs like i just pooped an exciting new innovation in lingerie. and then i will scream about panty lines (so fucking disgusting) while i cover my junk and try to re-insert this crazy thing up my butt.

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Who wants to buy the D-String from me?

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it will give you freedom from those panty (barf) lines!
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Posted 25 June 2010 - 01:09 PM

How does it even stay on? By being wedged up your asscrack?
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#3 Jacki O.

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Posted 25 June 2010 - 01:14 PM

How does it even stay on? By being wedged up your asscrack?


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Posted 25 June 2010 - 01:16 PM

This would blow a juggalos fucking mind!
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Posted 25 June 2010 - 01:19 PM

Just go commando, I need my grannie underpants, my lady parts need the support
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Posted 25 June 2010 - 01:20 PM

That looks ridiculous. And uncomfortable.

I'll stick w/ my panty lines. I like full booty knickers.
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Posted 25 June 2010 - 01:21 PM

personally, i dont care if i get a little c-juice on my dress when i go commando. SHIT HAPPENS
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Posted 25 June 2010 - 01:23 PM

I am going to wear a C-string with one of those glue-on boob stickers, a tube top, a really short and tight skirt, and spike heels. I will also get vajazzled and 4-inch fake nails. Then all the men will like me.
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Posted 25 June 2010 - 01:24 PM

I am going to wear a C-string with one of those glue-on boob stickers, a tube top, a really short and tight skirt, and spike heels. I will also get vajazzled and 4-inch fake nails. Then all the men will like me.


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so jealous!


dont steal my boyfriend with your sparkly lady bits! he gets distracted by shiny things so easily.

edit: that would be a hilarious sketch - gettin' all the fixings.
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#10 Katie

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Posted 25 June 2010 - 01:25 PM

All the easier for the rapin
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Posted 25 June 2010 - 01:26 PM


I am going to wear a C-string with one of those glue-on boob stickers, a tube top, a really short and tight skirt, and spike heels. I will also get vajazzled and 4-inch fake nails. Then all the men will like me.


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so jealous!


dont steal my boyfriend with your sparkly lady bits!


That's exactly what I plan to do. I will steal every man you've ever touched.

I draw the line at shaving my legs, though. Too girly.
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#12 Jacki O.

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Posted 25 June 2010 - 01:26 PM

All the easier for the rapin


well she probably deserved it by dressing that way
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#13 Katie

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Posted 25 June 2010 - 01:29 PM

well she probably deserved it by dressing that way

EVERY WOMAN DESERVES IT, I'm just glad they are designing this lingerie, rapists don't like frills
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Posted 25 June 2010 - 01:32 PM

i bet it sounds like a suction cup when you take it off
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#15 Katie

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Posted 25 June 2010 - 01:36 PM

Thats what my underwear sounds like anyway :unsure:




no it doesn't
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