Anyone know any home remedies for saving my voice for my show tomorrow? I sound like a waitress from the waffle house.
I have never had to sing before
Started by P xDITIx, Aug 09 2010 11:14 PM
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 11:14 PM
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 12:53 AM
Leave it the way it is, things may turn out better.
See: Hey Arnold! Episode: Gerald's Tonsils.
See: Hey Arnold! Episode: Gerald's Tonsils.
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 06:55 AM
tea with lemon and honey.
no alcohol before or during the show.
try and limit your talking.
no alcohol before or during the show.
try and limit your talking.
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 10:45 AM
stop being a pussy and fucking do it like a man would.
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 11:01 AM
cigarettes and whiskey .
you're a signature.
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 11:33 AM
A little red wine right before you sing can actually help -- but it's an anesthetic and you will hurt yourself if singing is what hurt your voice the first time. If you'll have to sing regularly, you'll need to learn to do it with a relaxed throat.
I agree with the warm tea, honey and lemon suggestion -- also, warm up gently before you sing by humming at different pitches. This will help you do your best.
I agree with the warm tea, honey and lemon suggestion -- also, warm up gently before you sing by humming at different pitches. This will help you do your best.
Love like you don't need the money, dance like you've never been hurt, and work like nobody's watching.
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 11:54 AM
drink a lot of wine and eat some pussy!
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 12:01 PM
eat some pussy!
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 12:11 PM
Yes, because it's apparently the most difficult skill in the whole world.If you do this well then you can be good at anything!~
eat some pussy!
Love like you don't need the money, dance like you've never been hurt, and work like nobody's watching.
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 12:41 PM
could I substitute pussy for a weiner?
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 12:42 PM
Fine, but anybody can do that. 
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 12:47 PM
killing it today mary!
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 01:34 PM
Perhaps because the cherries in the jar in the fridge, which I just had with ice cream and granola, had begun to ferment. It's helping the headache, too.killing it today mary!
Love like you don't need the money, dance like you've never been hurt, and work like nobody's watching.
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 02:47 PM
Yes, because it's apparently the most difficult skill in the whole world.
If you do this well then you can be good at anything!~
eat some pussy!
Orrrrr maybe you gals are just never happy...juss sayin'.
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 02:59 PM
Yes, because it's apparently the most difficult skill in the whole world.
If you do this well then you can be good at anything!~
eat some pussy!
Orrrrr maybe you gals are just never happy...juss sayin'.
yeah that seems like a more realistic explanation.
women are unhappy creatures. it's because of our vaginas.
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