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#1 Jacki O.

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Posted 17 November 2010 - 01:51 PM

barf (it's a pdf link to the MCSO press release)


Date: November 17, 2010
SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO LAUNCHES ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION POSSE

SWEARING IN 56 VOLUNTEERS TODAY INCLUDING NATIONALLY KNOWN CELEBRITY CRIME FIGHTERS


(Phoenix, AZ) In July of this year, at the height of the SB1070 controversy when public frustration about illegal immigration was at fever pitch, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, promised the creation of a new illegal immigration operations posse. Arpaio said a volunteer armed posse could help his deputies enforce all of the immigration laws. But as importantly, the Sheriff said, his new posse would provide a means by which citizens could feel they are helping in the fight against illegal immigration.

“Law enforcement budgets are being cut and agencies are losing personnel and yet the battle to stop illegal immigration must continue,” Arpaio says. “Arizona is the busiest port of entry for people being smuggled in from Mexico, Latin and South America. So asking for the public’s help in this endeavor makes sense, especially given the success the posses have experienced over the years.”

Since the time Sheriff Arpaio took office in 1993, he has built up the volunteer posse to nearly 3000 members. Today there are 59 different posses operating throughout Maricopa County, all of which have provided critical assistance to his deputies and detention officers. Each year, the volunteer posse work thousands of hours and they also donate vehicles, planes, helicopters to the Sheriff’s Office as well as a variety of professional services, saving tax payers millions of dollars annually.

The new illegal immigration posse will be the 60th posse.

Today 56 new members from various professions will be sworn in by Sheriff Arpaio as illegal immigration fighters including some well known personalities. Hollywood actors and real life law enforcement professionals Steven Seagal, Lou Ferrigno(The Hulk) and Peter Lupus (Mission Impossible) all signed on to work this detail.

A retired Chicago police official aptly named Dick Tracy who now lives in Arizona has also joined this posse. And Wyatt Earp, a local resident whose uncle was the famous lawman, is joining the posse as well.

Seagal and Ferrigno are real life deputies. Seagal, who now lives in the valley, is a sworn deputy in New Orleans, LA. Ferrigno works as a deputy with the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Office. Ferrigno will be present for the swearing-in ceremony today at 2PM.

“These guys are busy with their acting careers
so I don’t expect them to be here on duty very often. But they can be instrumental in heightening public awareness of the immigration issue and encouraging others to join the posse’s effort to help reduce the flow of illegal immigrants into our communities,” Arpaio said.

Of the others being sworn in today by the Sheriff, many are pilots, attorneys, former law enforcement or military officers, truckers, business owners, computer programmers, financial advisors and real estate experts.

“People from all walks of life have contacted my office saying they want to help me in this fight in some way. This is how they can do that – by being members of a volunteer posse with the specific aim of fighting illegal immigration and lending their particular expertise to the fight,” Arpaio said.

The Sheriff says members of the 60th posse receive several hours of training pursuant to immigration law. Of the 56 members, 33 are qualified to carry weapons already. All will work with deputies in searching for load vehicles and drop houses, transporting illegal immigrants arrested for potential immigration violations, containment of load vehicles or businesses during criminal employment sweeps, and crowd control during demonstrations against the Sheriff’s immigration policies.

The Sheriff points out that while his office has done as extraordinary job in the last three years by investigating, arresting or detaining upwards of 42,000 illegal aliens, the additional resources of the volunteer posse will enhance the fight to combat one of the state’s more complex and volatile issues.

“My ultimate goal with the creation of this newest posse is to catch and jail as many illegal immigrants coming into this county and to apprehend those who are illegally living and working here already,” Arpaio says. “Let’s face it – my deputies are outnumbered so the more volunteers we can get trained and out on the streets to fight illegal immigration, the better off we will be to fight it.”

Today’s swearing in ceremony will be performed by Sheriff Arpaio and held at 2PM at 2627 South 35the Avenue in Phoenix at the Sheriff’s Training Academy. Media are welcome to attend.
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 01:53 PM

I think I will go puke now.
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 01:59 PM

Note:
Jacki O. Inc. takes no responsibility for all the spelling and grammatical errors in the above posted press release. Dumbshits are running the MCSO and dumbshits are writing their press releases.
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 02:04 PM

i dont believe this part:

A retired Chicago police official aptly named Dick Tracy who now lives in Arizona has also joined this posse. And Wyatt Earp, a local resident whose uncle was the famous lawman, is joining the posse as well.


they are just making up shit!
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 02:17 PM

i dont believe this part:

A retired Chicago police official aptly named Dick Tracy who now lives in Arizona has also joined this posse. And Wyatt Earp, a local resident whose uncle was the famous lawman, is joining the posse as well.


they are just making up shit!

seriously. AND WHERE IS SHAQUILLE ONEAL???????? he was so proud to be an honorary sherriff a couple years back. he also starred in the movies STEEL and KAZAM, so you know his judgement is impecccable
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 02:26 PM

I really dislike this way of thinking. blech.

A close friend of my mother's just got deported a few weeks ago. Him and his family have been living here for over 20 years - him and his wife were illegal this whole time. She gets to stay because of the kids born here but they deported him. A very nice old man that worked his butt off providing for his family here. The only law he ever broke was being here illegally. They lost their home too because of this.

Think about all the people who were born on the side of the gadsden purchase that became the freaking state we live in (as well as New Mexico, Cali, Colorado, Utah, Nevada)... it wasn't that long ago in the grand scheme of things - I bet you could trace back heritage for a lot people coming over here from the bordering state.

And this thinking goes w/ all people from other countries that just want to live here and have the kind of life a person born here could have.

Instead of letting the people who own jails make money off of the misfortune of getting caught and deporting people who's only crime is being here illegally - HELP THEM BECOME LEGAL CITIZENS. I don't see what the big deal is.
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 02:48 PM

I really dislike this way of thinking. blech.

A close friend of my mother's just got deported a few weeks ago. Him and his family have been living here for over 20 years - him and his wife were illegal this whole time. She gets to stay because of the kids born here but they deported him. A very nice old man that worked his butt off providing for his family here. The only law he ever broke was being here illegally. They lost their home too because of this.

Think about all the people who were born on the side of the gadsden purchase that became the freaking state we live in (as well as New Mexico, Cali, Colorado, Utah, Nevada)... it wasn't that long ago in the grand scheme of things - I bet you could trace back heritage for a lot people coming over here from the bordering state.

And this thinking goes w/ all people from other countries that just want to live here and have the kind of life a person born here could have.

Instead of letting the people who own jails make money off of the misfortune of getting caught and deporting people who's only crime is being here illegally - HELP THEM BECOME LEGAL CITIZENS. I don't see what the big deal is.


you mean you don't feel safer now that he's been deported? he was a criminal. right? we removed a criminal element from the state so we're safer now, right?

okay, i'll turn off my sarcasm switch now. we get what we get for living in a state full of idiots. people keep buying into this bullshit and so they keep electing fools. since 1070 went into effect has violent crime been impacted at all? what about those drug related kidnappings we hear about? any impact? no? but we're making arrests for the crime of being here illegally?

that's like saying there's a problem with underage drinking and trying to solve the problem by banning four loko. you think you solved a problem just because you had a knee-jerk reaction and got some media attention? you didn't. you just got people riled up about four loko.
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 03:48 PM

if i was "illegal" (which i totally am) i would be afraid of steven segal finding me and killing me
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 03:50 PM


i dont believe this part:

A retired Chicago police official aptly named Dick Tracy who now lives in Arizona has also joined this posse. And Wyatt Earp, a local resident whose uncle was the famous lawman, is joining the posse as well.


they are just making up shit!

seriously. AND WHERE IS SHAQUILLE ONEAL???????? he was so proud to be an honorary sherriff a couple years back. he also starred in the movies STEEL and KAZAM, so you know his judgement is impecccable


joe took back shaq's badge after he (shaq) told kobe he (kobe) could kiss his (shaq's) ass. sorry, i was confusing myself so i added all the names.
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 03:54 PM

Shouldn't the Illegal Immigrant Posse have at least one 'Illegal' in it?
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 03:57 PM

Shouldn't the Illegal Immigrant Posse have at least one 'Illegal' on it?


that does make sense
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 04:01 PM

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anyone bought his album?
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 05:21 PM

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anyone bought his album?


i didn't buy it, but steven did give me a free copy in exchange for a turquoise ring i gave him.
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Posted 18 November 2010 - 11:34 AM

Noooooo!!! Not Lou Ferrigno!!!!! He is so funny in the King of Queens... fuck... this pisses me off!

Heyt! Do anyone knows of a person that can print shirts for cheap? I want to make a few...

Let me just say this... illegal immigrants will not stop coming in here if the job demand for THEM wasn't so high... Americans Citizens protesting while other American Citizens get richer saving money by hiring cheap illegal labor/workers... How many times the dude (I forgot his name) who is the president or director of California's farming whatever has come to national television and said "All/Most of our workers are here illegally..." and no one has ever done anything about it... because the government knows how bad the economy would be affected if they had to start paying more money, and give insurance for these types of jobs.
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Posted 18 November 2010 - 12:30 PM

Noooooo!!! Not Lou Ferrigno!!!!! He is so funny in the King of Queens... fuck... this pisses me off!

Heyt! Do anyone knows of a person that can print shirts for cheap? I want to make a few...

Let me just say this... illegal immigrants will not stop coming in here if the job demand for THEM wasn't so high... Americans Citizens protesting while other American Citizens get richer saving money by hiring cheap illegal labor/workers... How many times the dude (I forgot his name) who is the president or director of California's farming whatever has come to national television and said "All/Most of our workers are here illegally..." and no one has ever done anything about it... because the government knows how bad the economy would be affected if they had to start paying more money, and give insurance for these types of jobs.


send a PM to fatguyaz about the shirts. also, i think mattchedda also still does screen printing, but not sure.
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