21 replies to this topic

[Jacki O.]

cold cold wind

[fatguyaz]

Dear Jacki,

F you.

Love, Chicago.

[weener]

I am gassy today, thanks for noticing.

[Jacki O.]

Dear Jacki,

F you.

Love, Chicago.

chicago is called the "windy city" because of its corrupt politicians, not because of the wind

know your history chicago!

[fatguyaz]

Dear Jacki,

F you.

Love, Chicago.

chicago is called the "windy city" because of its corrupt politicians, not because of the wind

know your history chicago!

Whatever, dude. It's fuckin windy there.

You gotta hold onto something!

[Jacki O.]

[fatguyaz]

that's it. there's only one way to solve this.

[Tony]

that's it. there's only one way to solve this.

a blowjob contest?

[Jacki O.]

that's it. there's only one way to solve this.

a blowjob contest?

i already know that i would win that

i am awesome at blowing dudes

but way to keep it wind-themed tony

[jeremx]

had a customer on the phone school me about the chicago "windy city" thing. my girl spent 2yrs in london and when someone's gassy she says they have a "windy bottom." cracks me up.

"how about that weather today? it's so weather-y."

[Katie]

that's it. there's only one way to solve this.

a blowjob contest?

i already know that i would win that

i am awesome at blowing dudes

but way to keep it wind-themed tony

I was about to challenge you, but I feel like that would make me uncomfortable. But yeah, walking to the bus sucked today (bah dah bum) I felt like an old lady, I wanted to take my blanket

[jeremx]

that's it. there's only one way to solve this.

a blowjob contest?

i already know that i would win that

i am awesome at blowing dudes

but way to keep it wind-themed tony

I was about to challenge you, but I feel like that would make me uncomfortable. But yeah, walking to the bus sucked today (bah dah bum) I felt like an old lady, I wanted to take my blanket

not the scene i was looking for but i could only get so creative with my youtube search while here at work. if you've seen the movie, you probably know what i was going for.

[mancopter]

))<>((

[joe.distort]

that's it. there's only one way to solve this.

a blowjob contest?

i already know that i would win that

i am awesome at blowing dudes

but way to keep it wind-themed tony

EVERYONE WINS WHEN BEEJER CONTESTS ARE INVOLVED

[Tony]

that's it. there's only one way to solve this.

a blowjob contest?

i already know that i would win that

i am awesome at blowing dudes

but way to keep it wind-themed tony

I was about to challenge you, but I feel like that would make me uncomfortable. But yeah, walking to the bus sucked today (bah dah bum) I felt like an old lady, I wanted to take my blanket

look, i don't want anyone to be uncomfortable, but i feel like we need to settle this. it's in the best interests of the shizz.

and jacki, i know there are numerous posts (by you) discussing your blowjob prowess, but i haven't seen anything from any of your, um, "recipients" to back that up. so until somebody wants to corroborate your claims, i don't think it's appropriate to declare a winner.

also, yes, it's windy.