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#1 JRC

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Posted 01 December 2010 - 01:33 PM

Lewis recently called on local grocers to "withstand the temptation" to offer free taste-testing of beer, wine and spirits at their stores.

What the hell man . . .

"I go in with my kids to go get doughnuts at the Safeway," Biggs said. "It's one thing to walk through the liquor department to go to the bakery, but it's something else when you've got people there serving alcoholic beverages."

Seriously . . .
I hardly drink myself, and understand that you want to raise your kids in some specific kind of way (even if it is ass-backwards) but the quotes in this story just point to some moronically outdated thinking.
ugh.

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#2 Jacki O.

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Posted 01 December 2010 - 01:44 PM

i bet that dude doesn't support marijuana legalization either

someone smells like a closet mormon....
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Posted 01 December 2010 - 01:51 PM

i bet that dude doesn't support marijuana legalization either

someone smells like a closet mormon....


I don't think he's closet ... but whatever way, no matter his background it's just flippin' over the top . . .

what next, black wrap around covers over the Cosmo magazine in the checkout line, to keep kids from seeing the word s*x?!
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Posted 01 December 2010 - 02:03 PM

he'll be asking that they keep all the hot dogs and sausages in an "adults Only" area of the grocery store.
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Posted 01 December 2010 - 02:26 PM

"Quit urging our children to fill their mouths with weiners!"
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#6 Quezo

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Posted 01 December 2010 - 02:38 PM

Meanwhile, mom and sis are checking out the cucumbers and squash in the produce sexion
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Posted 01 December 2010 - 02:47 PM

eggs should be illegal too

they are abortions
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Posted 01 December 2010 - 03:04 PM

eggs should be illegal too

they are abortions


only a fertilized egg would fall into that category. an unfertilized egg, which is what you'd get from the store or from chad's chicken coop, would probably be more closely compared to you having your period.

right? i think. i don't know shit about chickens.
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Posted 01 December 2010 - 03:12 PM

eggs should be illegal too

they are abortions


only a fertilized egg would fall into that category. an unfertilized egg, which is what you'd get from the store or from chad's chicken coop, would probably be more closely compared to you having your period.

right? i think. i don't know shit about chickens.


any egg that doesn't become a chicken is an abortion in the eyes of god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 01 December 2010 - 03:54 PM

eggs should be illegal too

they are abortions


only a fertilized egg would fall into that category. an unfertilized egg, which is what you'd get from the store or from chad's chicken coop, would probably be more closely compared to you having your period.

right? i think. i don't know shit about chickens.


any egg that doesn't become a chicken is an abortion in the eyes of god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HA!

Chickens are sinners because they create an unborn fetus without conception.

Wait, what?

They're still sinners.
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Posted 01 December 2010 - 08:34 PM

Which came first, the sinner or the sin?
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Posted 02 December 2010 - 06:24 AM

Lewis recently called on local grocers to "withstand the temptation" to offer free taste-testing of beer, wine and spirits at their stores.

What the hell man . . .

"I go in with my kids to go get doughnuts at the Safeway," Biggs said. "It's one thing to walk through the liquor department to go to the bakery, but it's something else when you've got people there serving alcoholic beverages."

Seriously . . .
I hardly drink myself, and understand that you want to raise your kids in some specific kind of way (even if it is ass-backwards) but the quotes in this story just point to some moronically outdated thinking.
ugh.


well, it's certainly his right to voice his opinion. that's the downside of democracy - even stupid people get to have their say. in the short term, other conservatives may applaud him and his ban may gain acceptance. and if that's how gilbert wants to run their town, that's their call.

of course, if i were the owner of a grocery store, where my margins are razor thin to begin with, i'd do everything i could to stop him. and i'd think twice if i was about to open up a store in his area. maybe i'd move it outside the city limits and put it in chandler or tempe instead. point being, in the long term, this isn't going to prevent anyone from becoming an alcoholic, and all he's doing is removing money from the city's tax income.

i find it ironic that he'd affiliate himself with the republican party. this morality police stance is the polar opposite of their small government/free enterprise mantra. ahhh, hypocrisy.
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Posted 02 December 2010 - 06:28 AM

eggs should be illegal too

they are abortions


only a fertilized egg would fall into that category. an unfertilized egg, which is what you'd get from the store or from chad's chicken coop, would probably be more closely compared to you having your period.

right? i think. i don't know shit about chickens.

yep. they have their period every day. disgusting.
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Posted 02 December 2010 - 08:29 AM

eggs should be illegal too

they are abortions


only a fertilized egg would fall into that category. an unfertilized egg, which is what you'd get from the store or from chad's chicken coop, would probably be more closely compared to you having your period.

right? i think. i don't know shit about chickens.

yep. they have their period every day. disgustingly delicious.


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Posted 02 December 2010 - 11:11 AM

It starts w/ little things, and before you know it they're asking for Dry Sundays, and then Dry Counties . . .
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