I will ejaculate anywhere i goddamn want to
#1
Posted 02 December 2010 - 12:38 PM
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
#2
Posted 02 December 2010 - 12:39 PM
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#3
Posted 02 December 2010 - 12:45 PM
#4
Posted 02 December 2010 - 12:45 PM
he jizzed
his names is cummings
WHAT DID THEY THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
fuck these assholes
#5
Posted 02 December 2010 - 12:51 PM
This is hilarious.
#6
Posted 02 December 2010 - 12:56 PM
anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
ejaculating
subject to arrest
ejaculating
#7
Posted 02 December 2010 - 12:58 PM
#8
Posted 02 December 2010 - 12:59 PM
good for him.
#9
Posted 02 December 2010 - 01:01 PM
couldn't that "agent" tell he was pleasuring that dude? hahahah
maybe the agent was in on it too!
maybe he was pleasuring the man and making sure he had no other "loads" on him.
TSA really wants you to enjoy your flight.
#10
Posted 02 December 2010 - 01:03 PM
this is ridiculous and hilarious all at the same time.
#11
Posted 02 December 2010 - 01:05 PM
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#12
Posted 02 December 2010 - 01:07 PM
#13
Posted 02 December 2010 - 01:10 PM
my piercings do.
Hottt!
Just need to get you in that pornoscanner thing and....
#14
Posted 02 December 2010 - 01:13 PM
I always get the pat down. NOW - I'm so freaked out about this whole groping thing vs. xray vision scanthingy ...
#15
Posted 02 December 2010 - 01:18 PM
my piercings do.
Hottt!
Just need to get you in that pornoscanner thing and....
someone just found a new career!
Thanks The Shizz!
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