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#1 Jacki O.

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Posted 02 December 2010 - 12:38 PM

Hand Job for the Holidays?

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A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

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#2 jeremx

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Posted 02 December 2010 - 12:39 PM

at work so i'm not hitting the site but is that about that dude who came while getting checked out and got arrested for it?
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Posted 02 December 2010 - 12:45 PM

His last name is Cummings. :lol:
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Posted 02 December 2010 - 12:45 PM

they felt him up

he jizzed

his names is cummings

WHAT DID THEY THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

fuck these assholes
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#5 Innk

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Posted 02 December 2010 - 12:51 PM

How is this guy's fault??????
This is hilarious.
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#6 Jacki O.

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Posted 02 December 2010 - 12:56 PM

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.


ejaculating


subject to arrest


ejaculating

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#7 differently biotic

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Posted 02 December 2010 - 12:58 PM

couldn't that "agent" tell he was pleasuring that dude? hahahah
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Posted 02 December 2010 - 12:59 PM

bravo.

good for him.
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#9 Jacki O.

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Posted 02 December 2010 - 01:01 PM

couldn't that "agent" tell he was pleasuring that dude? hahahah


maybe the agent was in on it too!

maybe he was pleasuring the man and making sure he had no other "loads" on him.

TSA really wants you to enjoy your flight.
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Posted 02 December 2010 - 01:03 PM

knee slapper


this is ridiculous and hilarious all at the same time.
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Posted 02 December 2010 - 01:05 PM

my piercings never set off the alarm. hell, even the metal plate and screws in my arm never did. i'm guessing they were looking to harass the dude from the start.
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Posted 02 December 2010 - 01:07 PM

my piercings do.
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Posted 02 December 2010 - 01:10 PM

my piercings do.


Hottt!

Just need to get you in that pornoscanner thing and....
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Posted 02 December 2010 - 01:13 PM

the last tsa "agent" asked me if I was a "dancer" <--- asked w/ the eyebrow wiggle while I waited for a female tsa person to do the pat down.

I always get the pat down. NOW - I'm so freaked out about this whole groping thing vs. xray vision scanthingy ...
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#15 Jacki O.

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Posted 02 December 2010 - 01:18 PM


my piercings do.


Hottt!

Just need to get you in that pornoscanner thing and....


someone just found a new career!

Thanks The Shizz!
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