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tell us who you have a crush on
Started by JRC, Jan 25 2011 09:13 PM
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Posted 25 January 2011 - 11:24 PM
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Posted 26 January 2011 - 10:41 AM
the most romantic thing a guy ever did for me was punch my horrible ex in the face at bikini
i have a crush on:
i have a crush on:
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Posted 26 January 2011 - 11:11 AM
Last year when I still had a boyfriend it was Valentine's Day and we were watching Dinosaurs. He dumped about 30 candy hearts in my lap. Every single one of them said "Love Ya" and I obnoxiously read each one out loud. When I looked up he had a terrified look on his face and blurted out "I love you" and then we DID IT, and I wore exciting underpants.
I have a crush on Brett Adams from the Riot Before:
His Blog is http://foodandgasoline.tumblr.com/ I want to cook with him and then he will sing to me. This is my fantasy
I have a crush on Brett Adams from the Riot Before:
His Blog is http://foodandgasoline.tumblr.com/ I want to cook with him and then he will sing to me. This is my fantasy
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Posted 26 January 2011 - 11:16 AM
the most romantic thing my lady ever did was read all of INVISIBLES, even though she didnt care at all, because she wanted to understand the inane bullshit i talk about!
either that or our first Pinball and Photobooth date. i am a hopeless dork.
either that or our first Pinball and Photobooth date. i am a hopeless dork.
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Posted 26 January 2011 - 01:25 PM
+1!!!!!!!!
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Posted 26 January 2011 - 01:47 PM
There is this girl at the strip club I've been crushing on.
But she only seems to like me when I pay for dances. I don't get.
The most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me was when my special lady let me do her in the butt.
But she only seems to like me when I pay for dances. I don't get.
The most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me was when my special lady let me do her in the butt.
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Posted 26 January 2011 - 01:49 PM
Looking at Ellie Kemper makes me feel good.
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 10:59 AM
my first "star" crush was the Princess Allura from Voltron.
Man, I was a geek when I was 12.
. . . okay, I still am.
Man, I was a geek when I was 12.
. . . okay, I still am.
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 11:02 AM
that doesn't count as beastiality does it?
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 11:16 AM
Linda from Sesame Street was like my "FIRST" star crush besides My first grade teacher who I do not have a picture of.
my first "real" star crush was either Madonna, or:
Leela from Doctor who
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 11:22 AM
Linda from Sesame Street was like my "FIRST" star crush besides My first grade teacher who I do not have a picture of.
you are an onion, my man.
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