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#31 fatguyaz

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Posted 10 February 2011 - 09:36 PM

yeah, girl customers get the ROYAL treatment at titty bars. It's just not fair, i tell you.
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Posted 11 February 2011 - 01:51 PM

well it's not very feminist of me to be pro-male strip clubs and then be anti-female strip clubs. i actually dont have a problem with either.

all sex workers deserve respect. so i'm not gonna hate.

butttttt i'm just not into seeing fake tans and fake tittays and overall unrealistic presentations of femininity that litter our mainstream culture (you know size 0 with DD's doesn't exist in nature)

or for that matter - fake tans on men and unrealistic presentations of masculinity

i could go on and on about cultural and sexual expectations of women vs. men in america and the economics of sexual and gender inequality. but whatevskis, ya'll heard it before.

i dunno. this whole shindig does nothing for me. but i am not really into strip clubs - male or female.

so have fun kiddies, get lots of boobies rubbed in your faces and vaginas grinded on you so you get awkward boners through your pants.

dont forget to mess it up when you get home.
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Posted 11 February 2011 - 01:57 PM

well it's not very feminist of me to be pro-male strip clubs and then be anti-female strip clubs. i actually dont have a problem with either.

all sex workers deserve respect. so i'm not gonna hate.

butttttt i'm just not into seeing fake tans and fake tittays and overall unrealistic presentations of femininity that litter our mainstream culture (you know size 0 with DD's doesn't exist in nature)

or for that matter - fake tans on men and unrealistic presentations of masculinity

i could go on and on about cultural and sexual expectations of women vs. men in america and the economics of sexual and gender inequality. but whatevskis, ya'll heard it before.

i dunno. this whole shindig does nothing for me. but i am not really into strip clubs - male or female.

so have fun kiddies, get lots of boobies rubbed in your faces and vaginas grinded on you so you get awkward boners through your pants.

dont forget to mess it up when you get home.



yeah, I'm not really big on the fakeness either. Although not Opposed to fake boobs, they only make me feel sorry for a girl more than anything else.


I love boobs of all shapes and sizes, there is no need to make them fake.


and thank you for the clarification jacki :)
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Posted 11 February 2011 - 02:04 PM

on a kind of related side note i am hosting a burlesque show at Le Chalet in Glendale tomorrow night

fun dancing and awesome tittays and good food + you get to hear me tell jokes and make people uncomfortable.

Tix are $12

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burlesque appeals to me more because all shapes and sizes and colors and genders are welcome and the genre encourages people to love their bodies while being sexy.

and the costumes and the dancing is funners
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Posted 11 February 2011 - 02:08 PM

on a kind of related side note i am hosting a burlesque show at Le Chalet in Glendale tomorrow night

fun dancing and awesome tittays and good food + you get to hear me tell jokes and make people uncomfortable.

Tix are $12

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le chalet

burlesque appeals to me more because all shapes and sizes and colors and genders are welcome and the genre encourages people to love their bodies while being sexy.

and the costumes and the dancing is funners


One of these days these burlesque shows/ exotic art show will be on a night I do not have my son.

I will then proceed to participate.

boobs
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Posted 11 February 2011 - 05:21 PM

One of these days these burlesque shows/ exotic art show will be on a night I do not have my son.

I will then proceed to participate.

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Posted 13 February 2011 - 03:45 PM

This is the National Air and Space Museum, isn't it?
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Posted 13 February 2011 - 06:08 PM

I had a great time at this event, heard some einhorn being played while girls danced to it and it was awesome :)


not alot of fake boobs, I was thankful for that :)
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 09:42 AM

After you left from Papago, Tony spent the next 45 minutes talking to Mig about how funny it would be to see a girl dancing to Einhorn.

Basically, he was talking himself into going.

Then he went.
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 11:13 AM

After you left from Papago, Tony spent the next 45 minutes talking to Mig about how funny it would be to see a girl dancing to Einhorn.

Basically, he was talking himself into going.

Then he went.


and i saw a girl dance to einhorn.
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 11:24 AM


After you left from Papago, Tony spent the next 45 minutes talking to Mig about how funny it would be to see a girl dancing to Einhorn.

Basically, he was talking himself into going.

Then he went.


and i saw a girl dance to einhorn.

Was it funny?
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 11:27 AM

Eihorn is going to get detained for crimes against humanity.

Making a sex worker dance to songs about rape is wrong on so many levels.

Like chicken eats chicken forced cannibalism

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Posted 14 February 2011 - 11:42 AM



After you left from Papago, Tony spent the next 45 minutes talking to Mig about how funny it would be to see a girl dancing to Einhorn.

Basically, he was talking himself into going.

Then he went.


and i saw a girl dance to einhorn.

Was it funny?


indeed it was. but probably only to me and donald. i don't think anyone else was paying any attention at all to the music that was playing. it literally could have been any song. the crowd would have reacted the same to virtually anything else.

EDIT: i was hoping weener/father's day would have shown up. joe distort was right - dancing to "dad deserves the breast" would have been hilarious. and people might have actually noticed it. alas, 'twas not to be.
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 11:46 AM

Eihorn is going to get detained for crimes against humanity.

Making a sex worker dance to songs about rape is wrong on so many levels.

Like chicken eats chicken forced cannibalism

;)


Einhorn doesn't write songs about rape. Einhorn writes songs about respect.

When you hear the lyric "I'll fuck you in the mouth with the Hammer of God", it implies mutual consent.

Ignorance breeds ignorance, Quezo. You should be more open-minded.
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Posted 14 February 2011 - 12:00 PM


Eihorn is going to get detained for crimes against humanity.

Making a sex worker dance to songs about rape is wrong on so many levels.

Like chicken eats chicken forced cannibalism

;)


Einhorn doesn't write songs about rape. Einhorn writes songs about respect.

When you hear the lyric "I'll fuck you in the mouth with the Hammer of God", it implies mutual consent.

Ignorance breeds ignorance, Quezo. You should be more open-minded.


Come over here and I'll give you a big helping of respect, doc.
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