What's in a name? If you're one of these nine offenders, a predisposition to getting arrested sure is one thing. These various convicts and suspects might have done something wrong, but we'd like to think their ironic and/or incriminating names had something to do with it. Would Draco Slaughter be trying to bomb people if his name was Charlie Happypants? Would "Mister Love" be a sex offender if his name was Wilson Touchmenot?
Oh, we see what you did there. "Dalcapone" after the legendary gangster Al Capone, "Alpaccino" after the legendary gangster-portrayer Al Paccino, and Morris after Zach Morris of "Saved By The Bell." Right?
