36 replies to this topic

[Tony]

i am saving my butthole virginity until marriage

anal cherry prenup!

i just want to say to my husband on our wedding night "do me in the butt"

No, if you only do it in the butt then God doesn't even see it, like it didn't happen, totally pure. God only cares about buttsex if like the ref, you are a fag.

All the rosey daughters look at thier freshly scrubbed boyfriends and say "I want to be pure on my wedding night, so fuck me up the ass and I'll blow you"

i used to say i was saving my butthole for god but i dont believe in him anymore.

it's okay, jacki. god believes in your butthole.

[jeremx]

I feel like this thread was probably about something at some point but now...

this is exactly where i saw this going when i put it up. mwahahaha

[Big_Poppa]

I don't think the white girl anuses in attendance could handle it.

i thought you'd met jacki before. HEY O!

ahem

i am saving my butthole virginity until marriage

Jackie O, will you take this ring........

[Jacki O.]

I don't think the white girl anuses in attendance could handle it.

i thought you'd met jacki before. HEY O!

ahem

i am saving my butthole virginity until marriage

Jackie O, will you take this ring........

[fatguyaz]

Don't fall for it, Jacki! It's a COCK ring!

[jeremx]

it's an "O" ring.

[Jacki O.]

i belong to no man!

men belong to me!