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[Lulu Keys]

Donald put a best album vote on the Lulu message board, if you get a second

[mothrock]

Bullsh*t Bingo
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here's a way to change all of that:
1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square -- 5"x5" is a good size.

2. Divide the square into columns - five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

3. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

* synergy
* strategic fit
* core competencies
* best practice
* bottom line
* revisit
* take that off-line
* 24/7
* out of the loop
* benchmark
* value-added
* proactive
* win-win
* think outside the box
* fast track
* result-driven
* empower(ment)
* knowledge base
* at the end of the day
* touch base
* mindset
* client focus(ed)
* ballpark
* game plan
* leverage


4. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

5. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSH*T

[Lulu Keys]

Please tell me you made that up, thats fucking amusing if I ever saw anything.

[mig50]

what? no free space?

[Lulu Keys]

Where were you looking for free space?

[aaronburke]

yeah, there needs to be a free space.
i vote getting rid of 'synergy' or
'take that off-line'

[mikemfer]

The following need to be added:

Low hanging fruit
Target rich enviornment

[woodman]

Don't forget -

"ABC - Always Be Closing"

[mikemfer]

If you click here, a random card will be generated for you. Each time you refresh you get a new card.

There's a free space too...

[mig50]

you're goddamn right there's a free space...

[mothrock]

free spaces are for pussies.

[Danosaur]

there are no free spaces...jesse...just like jello there is always room for free spaces.

[mothrock]

Jello is for hospital patients and pussies.

[mikemfer]

Well... I guess all I can say is enjoy your jello while you are feeling thankful for your free space.

[Big_Poppa]

Jesse, it's going to take more than thin mints to get laid with that attitude!