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#752935 David Carradine Found Dead in Bangkok!

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 04 June 2009 - 10:01 AM in The Shizz General Forum

one less name on your "old guys to bang" list.



#753108 Male Strippers for a bachelorette party

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 04 June 2009 - 03:20 PM in The Shizz General Forum

i'll do it.

its cool if i get a boner, right?


Chicks give you boners? No kiddin'...

well, huh....



#753118 Male Strippers for a bachelorette party

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 04 June 2009 - 03:32 PM in The Shizz General Forum

no, see, Mig and i are friendly, we give each other a lil shit here & there...

i think mig can take it..he's tough.



#753123 Male Strippers for a bachelorette party

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 04 June 2009 - 03:36 PM in The Shizz General Forum

yeah that's what i was doing. you can take it right?



yeah, I guess so.



#753126 Male Strippers for a bachelorette party

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 04 June 2009 - 03:40 PM in The Shizz General Forum

That's where you're wrong.

I can honestly say that I have never been called a dick by someone more important than you.

:)



#753131 Male Strippers for a bachelorette party

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 04 June 2009 - 03:43 PM in The Shizz General Forum

well, no less important than anyone else round these parts...we're all pretty unimportant.



#753137 Male Strippers for a bachelorette party

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 04 June 2009 - 03:49 PM in The Shizz General Forum

or, if you're a glass half full kind of person, then we're all very important.



#753141 Male Strippers for a bachelorette party

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 04 June 2009 - 03:54 PM in The Shizz General Forum

you are.



#753165 Sunday the 24th: Peculiar Pretzlemen & Robin Vining

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 04 June 2009 - 04:30 PM in Shows and Stuff

those are beautiful shots..



#753202 Koko Taylor, singer of "Wang Dang Doodle" dead at 80

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 04 June 2009 - 06:28 PM in The Shizz General Forum

I saw her at the RR a couple years ago....amazing....and I've never gone a week at the Bikini w/o "spinning" Wand Dang Doodle...one of the best tracks of all time...seriously...

Obit



#762543 Michael Jackson DEAD?!?!?!

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 25 June 2009 - 03:43 PM in The Shizz General Forum

Child molesting creep....

























but, man what catchy tunes...








as if I didn't get enough stupid Michael Jackson requests at the Bikini already....ugh.....



#764198 Congrads to Lonna & Mark!lil Jack is here..

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 29 June 2009 - 02:14 PM in The Shizz General Forum

8lbs 8oz

awwwwwwwwwwww..............lil baby....

:)



#764452 Congrads to Lonna & Mark!lil Jack is here..

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 30 June 2009 - 02:22 AM in The Shizz General Forum

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#764683 TOMORROW NIGHT IS SUNDAY NIGHT

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 30 June 2009 - 01:10 PM in Shows and Stuff

I coulda sworn I posted something here...no?



#765111 Congrads to Lonna & Mark!lil Jack is here..

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 01 July 2009 - 11:47 AM in The Shizz General Forum

Miracle Of Birth Occurs For 83 Billionth Time!!!!!!!!!!! :)

HOPE SPRINGS, AR—The holy and sacrosanct miracle of birth, long revered by human civilization as the most mysterious and magical of all phenomena, took place for what experts are estimating "must be at least the 83 billionth time" Tuesday with the successful delivery of eight-pound, four-ounce baby boy Darryl Brandon Severson at Holy Mary Mother Of God Hospital.

The milestone was achieved by Carla Severson, 32, an unemployed cosmetology-school graduate and homemaker, and her husband of 14 years, Dwayne Severson, also 32, a former screen-door factory worker and freelance lawncare contractor. Experts say the miracle most likely was the result of the pair engaging in an otherwise routine act of sexual intercourse at some point during late May 1998.

The miraculous birth is the couple's fifth.


Delivery-room personnel cut the umbilical cord of Darryl Brandon Severson, the 83 billionth miracle of birth and the fifth to occur in the Severson household.

"This truly is a miracle," said OB-GYN floor nurse Sandra Meese, placing Darryl Brandon in the New Births Room of the hospital's maternity ward, where he joined 32 other equally miraculous babies. "Looking down into this precious child's red, screaming face, so barely distinguishable from all the other wailing children surrounding him on all sides, one is reminded of just how special and unique the gift of life really is."

News of the landmark 83 billionth birth sparked an outpouring of good tidings from around the globe, with millions of well-wishers sending cards and letters offering blessings to the media-dubbed "miracle baby." Dozens of world leaders have phoned to express their congratulations, including Chinese Premier Li Peng, who called Darryl "a living miracle" and "a joy to all mankind." Warring factions in Kosovo, Sierra Leone and Turkey have called week-long cease-fires in honor of the miraculous birth.

In a special message from St. Peter's Basilica, Pope John Paul II spoke of the miracle child.

"In our all-too-cynical modern age, the birth of Darryl Severson is proof that miracles do indeed exist," the pope said. "In this special time, it is fitting that we should offer thanks and praise to our Father in Heaven for this, the most precious of His blessings: the blessing of life."

The pope went on to commend Carla Severson for her abstention from birth control, a sin which, had it been committed, would have prevented her pregnancy and delayed humankind's reaching the 83 billion mark by as much as 1/64th of a second. The pope also noted that, with a total of five certifiable miracles to her credit, Mrs. Severson may qualify for canonization as a saint after her death.

Narrowly missing the chance to be the record-breaking 83 billionth baby were Manoj Ranaghat, born 1/16th of a second earlier to starving peasants in the drought-stricken village of Bijapur, India; Phillippe Duclos, born 1/32nd of a second earlier in Lyon, France; and Baby X, delivered just 1/64th of a second earlier than Darryl in a Bronx housing project, but unfortunately born dead.

"I'm overjoyed for the Seversons. They are truly blessed," said Marcia Ott, a neighbor of the family, reacting to the sudden crush of media attention focused on their small Arkansas town. "I've heard about miracles before, but you never think something like this is going to happen to someone you know."

The miraculous birth will likely have a major impact on Dwayne and Carla Severson, as they are expected to devote a majority of their waking hours tending to the baby's many miraculous needs. When not getting miraculously waken at 3 a.m., the couple will be miraculously occupied feeding Darryl and changing his miraculous diapers whenever he miraculously defecates.

But for all the attention, the couple remain humble about their achievement.

"It wasn't exactly like we planned it, to be honest," Dwayne said. "In fact, when Carla told me she was pregnant again, I was kinda worried, on account of me losing my job at the screen-door factory and all. Money's real tight right now, and I wasn't sure we could make ends meet. But still, us having to sell the trailer and temporarily move back into Carla's parents' place isn't so bad, if you think about it, since it's a such a miracle, I guess."

"I love my baby so much," Carla said. "He's the most precious little angel that ever flew down from heaven."

Though the 83 billion figure is the one generally agreed upon, experts concede that the precise number is somewhat more nebulous.

"It all depends on how you tabulate the miracles," Cornell University biology professor Dr. Isaac Gregson said. "Eighty-three billion includes not only all the humans who have ever been born, but also all the Cro-Magnons, Neanderthals, Australopithecines and other proto-hominids going all the way back to the first mammals. Of course, if you were to include the rest of the vertebrates in the animal kingdom, it would be even higher. And if you were to also include plankton, unicellular microorganisms and all plant life, the actual number would be closer to, say, umpteen gadzillion. But why quibble about numbers at a time like this? Darryl's birth is a one-of-a-kind special moment that has deeply inspired the world, reminding us all of just what it is that life is all about."

Noted essayist and biologist Stephen Jay Gould agreed, calling the latest addition to the Severson household "a miracle beyond compare."

"It's an amazing turn of events, no doubt about it," Gould said. "Just think: A spermatozoa from a male mammal fertilized the ovum of a female mammal, causing a fetus to develop and, in time, come to term and pass through the female's birth canal as a new being. It just goes to show that there are some mysteries even science cannot explain."



#765121 Congrads to Lonna & Mark!lil Jack is here..

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 01 July 2009 - 11:57 AM in The Shizz General Forum

(all in fun)



#766814 AZ Music Family Tree/Timeline: The Grid @ Trunk Space

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 05 July 2009 - 04:14 PM in The Shizz General Forum

After I left, I started thinking of all kinds of people/bands we forgot.

Goodbye Blue Monday, Lonna Kelley, Shane Kennedy, Rum Tenor, etc...

SO much damn info and I know we can't include everything.


Yeah, I've played in a few I guess....never really amounted to shit, but I guess that's everyones story here, huh?

hmmm.....

Zipperback Monster (Sparks, Casselman, Scott H, drummer)
Mill Bastard File (Andrew Sparks, Jason Casselman, Norman Scott Norman, SK)
Champion (Sparks, Casselman, Lynn, SK)
followed by A Starlit Pond, Young Mothers, ?

hmmm....Pelton Crane...

Let's not forget Monte Verdict Stars, dogshow, Senorita Bonfire...(I had nuttin to do with those bands but they involved Brent Miles & Bobby & Matt Wiser at times I think) early to mid 90's indie rock shit

Last Virgins of Guadalupe...Go Big Casino....

I dunno...

this is depressing...



#766815 SHIZZ TUBING

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 05 July 2009 - 04:16 PM in The Shizz General Forum

i tubed so much in high school.. ahh the long walk back to the car.
or the long hot ride in the back of someone's truck to the car.

there used to be a rope swing on one turn and or "cliff diving"
but i don't think that's allowed anymore.

it's really quite pretty at points-and you're just floating along....



I remember those days...



#766817 SHIZZ TUBING

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 05 July 2009 - 04:19 PM in The Shizz General Forum

Um...nobody posted any pics, odd.



#780585 Did you read this in the New Times a few weeks ago?

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 05 August 2009 - 06:35 PM in The Shizz General Forum

The article didn't make me react one way or the other... The kid was just one in a line of fresh faced kids who's gonna change the world, naive, hypocritical, and perhaps not able to look at himself in the mirror & judge himself by the same standards he judges others....how is some dork-o hipster who has a beard (this month) & plays a silly instrument any goofier than a guy who puts the effort into putting product in his hair, and having a "look", and playing it all agro punk whilst he caters to fuckin' Hot Topic. The writer is a bit older & has lost some of his useful idealism & never was into 'punk rock' anyhoo...I liked his little asides, personally.

I really liked the Descendents, and although I never listen to them anymore, I can still remember what it felt like the first time I heard them.

We all, generally, think our fashion, music, ideals are absolutely right & others absolutely wrong.

The fact that the kid wears fashionable tight jeans & western shirts & chucks & also 'styles' his hair, makes me think he's not that far from being the new asst. manager of the previously mentioned Hot Topic.

So punk.



#780587 I can't feel my mouth

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 05 August 2009 - 06:39 PM in Shows and Stuff

Thanks for swingin Jack by the window & turning the stroller so I could catch a glimpse of the handsome lil' devil, that was nice.



#783372 Good Tattoo Artists in Phoenix

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 12 August 2009 - 11:19 AM in The Shizz General Forum

The guys that just opened next to Carly's did mine....awesome cool people, and in the hooooood.



#783874 Currently Listening To:

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 13 August 2009 - 08:54 AM in The Shizz General Forum

I love the Beautiful South......mostly the first couple, and mostly mostly the first. they were kinda like the smiths & belle&sebastian all rolled up into one.

kinda.

i've been listening to the latest records by Aimee Mann, Sam Phillips, BB King, Joe Henry, Rodney Crowell, Loudon Wainright....pretty much anything produced by Joe Henry or T-Bone Burnett. That's my home music. Also been listening to a bunch of 70's country rock-ish stuff (Pure Prairie League, Poco, America)...and then he kinda stuff that I put together for the DJ thing at the Bikini, fun stuff.



#784161 Les Paul rip

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 13 August 2009 - 02:35 PM in The Shizz General Forum

bummer.

I have a few of his records..

a legend of multitrack recording.

oh, yeah....and those lame guitars.



#784193 I think Sheriff Joe has finally stepped over the line

Posted by Hooray For Everything on 13 August 2009 - 03:31 PM in The Shizz General Forum

what is this? Nazi Germany?

wtf is going on?

Arpaio does stupid shit like this because he gets away with it!

He can do whatever he fucking wants, he can fucking kill people, steal shit, arrest anyone he wants whenever he wants, lie, run completely false smear campaigns, take illegal election money, run prostitution rings, poop on people etc.

And he gets re-elected.

every time.



he pooped on someone? I draw the line there!!


I agree. One has to, at some point, draw a line. My line is somewhere between pee & poop.