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#815293 ABBA Tribute band @ the State Fair
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 16 October 2009 - 11:08 AM in Shows and Stuff
it'll be so awesome & queer
i'm takin' my gays.
#798152 Americans Observing 9/11 By Not Masturbating
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 11 September 2009 - 09:12 AM in The Shizz General Forum
#798159 Americans Observing 9/11 By Not Masturbating
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 11 September 2009 - 09:30 AM in The Shizz General Forum
Oh, crap... It's 9/11 & we're talking about this...what good Americans we are...wasting our time on stupid shit.
#813441 Artificial Virginity Device Sparks Backlash In Egypt
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 13 October 2009 - 03:49 PM in The Shizz General Forum
#766814 AZ Music Family Tree/Timeline: The Grid @ Trunk Space
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 05 July 2009 - 04:14 PM in The Shizz General Forum
After I left, I started thinking of all kinds of people/bands we forgot.
Goodbye Blue Monday, Lonna Kelley, Shane Kennedy, Rum Tenor, etc...
SO much damn info and I know we can't include everything.
Yeah, I've played in a few I guess....never really amounted to shit, but I guess that's everyones story here, huh?
hmmm.....
Zipperback Monster (Sparks, Casselman, Scott H, drummer)
Mill Bastard File (Andrew Sparks, Jason Casselman, Norman Scott Norman, SK)
Champion (Sparks, Casselman, Lynn, SK)
followed by A Starlit Pond, Young Mothers, ?
hmmm....Pelton Crane...
Let's not forget Monte Verdict Stars, dogshow, Senorita Bonfire...(I had nuttin to do with those bands but they involved Brent Miles & Bobby & Matt Wiser at times I think) early to mid 90's indie rock shit
Last Virgins of Guadalupe...Go Big Casino....
I dunno...
this is depressing...
#815234 Benefit show for Tumbleweed.org and the homeless youth of Phoenix
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 16 October 2009 - 10:06 AM in Shows and Stuff
they are close to dire straights.
Then why don't then get them to play?
#796829 Bone Thugs
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 08 September 2009 - 09:57 PM in The Shizz General Forum
#798153 Cafe Science
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 11 September 2009 - 09:14 AM in Shows and Stuff
im cool with free booze and food!
Isn't that the official slogan for ASU Alumni?
#764452 Congrads to Lonna & Mark!lil Jack is here..
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 30 June 2009 - 02:22 AM in The Shizz General Forum
#765111 Congrads to Lonna & Mark!lil Jack is here..
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 01 July 2009 - 11:47 AM in The Shizz General Forum
HOPE SPRINGS, AR—The holy and sacrosanct miracle of birth, long revered by human civilization as the most mysterious and magical of all phenomena, took place for what experts are estimating "must be at least the 83 billionth time" Tuesday with the successful delivery of eight-pound, four-ounce baby boy Darryl Brandon Severson at Holy Mary Mother Of God Hospital.
The milestone was achieved by Carla Severson, 32, an unemployed cosmetology-school graduate and homemaker, and her husband of 14 years, Dwayne Severson, also 32, a former screen-door factory worker and freelance lawncare contractor. Experts say the miracle most likely was the result of the pair engaging in an otherwise routine act of sexual intercourse at some point during late May 1998.
The miraculous birth is the couple's fifth.
Delivery-room personnel cut the umbilical cord of Darryl Brandon Severson, the 83 billionth miracle of birth and the fifth to occur in the Severson household.
"This truly is a miracle," said OB-GYN floor nurse Sandra Meese, placing Darryl Brandon in the New Births Room of the hospital's maternity ward, where he joined 32 other equally miraculous babies. "Looking down into this precious child's red, screaming face, so barely distinguishable from all the other wailing children surrounding him on all sides, one is reminded of just how special and unique the gift of life really is."
News of the landmark 83 billionth birth sparked an outpouring of good tidings from around the globe, with millions of well-wishers sending cards and letters offering blessings to the media-dubbed "miracle baby." Dozens of world leaders have phoned to express their congratulations, including Chinese Premier Li Peng, who called Darryl "a living miracle" and "a joy to all mankind." Warring factions in Kosovo, Sierra Leone and Turkey have called week-long cease-fires in honor of the miraculous birth.
In a special message from St. Peter's Basilica, Pope John Paul II spoke of the miracle child.
"In our all-too-cynical modern age, the birth of Darryl Severson is proof that miracles do indeed exist," the pope said. "In this special time, it is fitting that we should offer thanks and praise to our Father in Heaven for this, the most precious of His blessings: the blessing of life."
The pope went on to commend Carla Severson for her abstention from birth control, a sin which, had it been committed, would have prevented her pregnancy and delayed humankind's reaching the 83 billion mark by as much as 1/64th of a second. The pope also noted that, with a total of five certifiable miracles to her credit, Mrs. Severson may qualify for canonization as a saint after her death.
Narrowly missing the chance to be the record-breaking 83 billionth baby were Manoj Ranaghat, born 1/16th of a second earlier to starving peasants in the drought-stricken village of Bijapur, India; Phillippe Duclos, born 1/32nd of a second earlier in Lyon, France; and Baby X, delivered just 1/64th of a second earlier than Darryl in a Bronx housing project, but unfortunately born dead.
"I'm overjoyed for the Seversons. They are truly blessed," said Marcia Ott, a neighbor of the family, reacting to the sudden crush of media attention focused on their small Arkansas town. "I've heard about miracles before, but you never think something like this is going to happen to someone you know."
The miraculous birth will likely have a major impact on Dwayne and Carla Severson, as they are expected to devote a majority of their waking hours tending to the baby's many miraculous needs. When not getting miraculously waken at 3 a.m., the couple will be miraculously occupied feeding Darryl and changing his miraculous diapers whenever he miraculously defecates.
But for all the attention, the couple remain humble about their achievement.
"It wasn't exactly like we planned it, to be honest," Dwayne said. "In fact, when Carla told me she was pregnant again, I was kinda worried, on account of me losing my job at the screen-door factory and all. Money's real tight right now, and I wasn't sure we could make ends meet. But still, us having to sell the trailer and temporarily move back into Carla's parents' place isn't so bad, if you think about it, since it's a such a miracle, I guess."
"I love my baby so much," Carla said. "He's the most precious little angel that ever flew down from heaven."
Though the 83 billion figure is the one generally agreed upon, experts concede that the precise number is somewhat more nebulous.
"It all depends on how you tabulate the miracles," Cornell University biology professor Dr. Isaac Gregson said. "Eighty-three billion includes not only all the humans who have ever been born, but also all the Cro-Magnons, Neanderthals, Australopithecines and other proto-hominids going all the way back to the first mammals. Of course, if you were to include the rest of the vertebrates in the animal kingdom, it would be even higher. And if you were to also include plankton, unicellular microorganisms and all plant life, the actual number would be closer to, say, umpteen gadzillion. But why quibble about numbers at a time like this? Darryl's birth is a one-of-a-kind special moment that has deeply inspired the world, reminding us all of just what it is that life is all about."
Noted essayist and biologist Stephen Jay Gould agreed, calling the latest addition to the Severson household "a miracle beyond compare."
"It's an amazing turn of events, no doubt about it," Gould said. "Just think: A spermatozoa from a male mammal fertilized the ovum of a female mammal, causing a fetus to develop and, in time, come to term and pass through the female's birth canal as a new being. It just goes to show that there are some mysteries even science cannot explain."
#764198 Congrads to Lonna & Mark!lil Jack is here..
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 29 June 2009 - 02:14 PM in The Shizz General Forum
awwwwwwwwwwww..............lil baby....
#765121 Congrads to Lonna & Mark!lil Jack is here..
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 01 July 2009 - 11:57 AM in The Shizz General Forum
#783874 Currently Listening To:
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 13 August 2009 - 08:54 AM in The Shizz General Forum
kinda.
i've been listening to the latest records by Aimee Mann, Sam Phillips, BB King, Joe Henry, Rodney Crowell, Loudon Wainright....pretty much anything produced by Joe Henry or T-Bone Burnett. That's my home music. Also been listening to a bunch of 70's country rock-ish stuff (Pure Prairie League, Poco, America)...and then he kinda stuff that I put together for the DJ thing at the Bikini, fun stuff.
#796803 Currently Listening To:
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 08 September 2009 - 08:48 PM in The Shizz General Forum
I mean, compared to all the Mesa & Glendale shit that you tough guys are posting.
I listened to this and the self titled todayPortishead - third
i really like this album
While you were shaving your vagina?
Totally kidding...it really ain't half bad...shit, I did some dishes today and listened to Cocteau Twins - Heaven or Las vegas...
#752935 David Carradine Found Dead in Bangkok!
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 04 June 2009 - 10:01 AM in The Shizz General Forum
#780585 Did you read this in the New Times a few weeks ago?
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 05 August 2009 - 06:35 PM in The Shizz General Forum
I really liked the Descendents, and although I never listen to them anymore, I can still remember what it felt like the first time I heard them.
We all, generally, think our fashion, music, ideals are absolutely right & others absolutely wrong.
The fact that the kid wears fashionable tight jeans & western shirts & chucks & also 'styles' his hair, makes me think he's not that far from being the new asst. manager of the previously mentioned Hot Topic.
So punk.
#799280 DILLENGER 4 * RIVERBOAT GAMBLERS * The ARRIVALS
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 14 September 2009 - 12:05 PM in Shows and Stuff
gosh darn it.
#807143 Fuck I love The Seeds
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 29 September 2009 - 12:33 PM in The Shizz General Forum
#799263 Gay Link
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 14 September 2009 - 11:43 AM in The Shizz General Forum
Shit...I can think of 'em faster than I can type 'em.
#793847 Good Gay Bars in Phx
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 01 September 2009 - 05:33 PM in The Shizz General Forum
#793858 Good Gay Bars in Phx
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 01 September 2009 - 05:50 PM in The Shizz General Forum
#793776 Good Gay Bars in Phx
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 01 September 2009 - 03:34 PM in The Shizz General Forum
I mean, that's what it said on Google..'cause I totally have never been there....
It's not like a clean & pretty gay bar...
Think of it like the Bikini Lounge of gay bars.
I remember it as being kinda John Watersy...
If that makes any sense...
#793824 Good Gay Bars in Phx
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 01 September 2009 - 05:01 PM in The Shizz General Forum
Cruisin 7th, this isn't your typical gay bar, this has like chicks with dicks and weird shit like that.
http://www.cruisin7th.net/index.html
FEZ, awesome food and tons of hawt dudes. I made the mistake of going in there with sweat pants one time and all the dudes saw my boner.
http://www.fezoncentral.com/home.aspx
The Clarendon Hotel (they haven't waved a rainbow flag or anything but if the profile song on their myspace page isn't equivelant to them spreading their butt cheeks then I don't know what is.) They have rooftop partys and their pool is open to the public sometimes too and it is really nice.
http://www.myspace.c...eclarendonhotelHomme Lounge. Sorry if someone said this already.
was this thread really to long for you to read?
This is obnoxiously dumb & homophobic.
#783372 Good Tattoo Artists in Phoenix
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 12 August 2009 - 11:19 AM in The Shizz General Forum
#785557 Good Tattoo Artists in Phoenix
Posted by Hooray For Everything on 16 August 2009 - 12:04 PM in The Shizz General Forum
That's JSN at The Golden Rule. He's been working on my sleeve for a while now. Great artist and a really great guy.The guys that just opened next to Carly's did mine....awesome cool people, and in the hooooood.
Indeed. helluva guy.
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