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#1395748 What are you watching on netflix?

Posted by Coward Crutch on 27 February 2019 - 08:52 PM in Minibosses Message Board

PEN15 was very enjoyable but I feel like it drew too randomly from different parts of the 90s for a show that takes place in 2000. I realize that’s a very nit picky complaint. Also watched The Bleeding Edge Netflix doc last night and now have the unreasonable fear that there is a cobalt rod in my body that is poisoning my blood and slowly driving me insane..



#1403038 Weight And Exercise Thread

Posted by Coward Crutch on 17 July 2019 - 07:12 PM in Minibosses Message Board

I feel like a totally dummy for not getting a foam roller sooner. That thing is saving my life after heavy back and leg days. I need to look into more recovery methods tho, have been toast for days after lately and it has really been affecting my confidence..



#1403363 Weight And Exercise Thread

Posted by Coward Crutch on 24 July 2019 - 06:00 PM in Minibosses Message Board

Coulda done it w straps. ‘Sayin’. Good job tho..

fuck outta here with weiner gear shit.
Cheat to win 🏆..



#1403360 Weight And Exercise Thread

Posted by Coward Crutch on 24 July 2019 - 05:09 PM in Minibosses Message Board

Coulda done it w straps. ‘Sayin’. Good job tho..



#1406134 toot beep toot beep honk beep

Posted by Coward Crutch on 15 September 2019 - 07:41 PM in Minibosses Message Board

~bewp



#1406448 The All Inclusive Metal Thread

Posted by Coward Crutch on 19 September 2019 - 02:12 PM in Minibosses Message Board

I'm so incredibly stoked that Lord Mantis got back together. This new track is filthy in every way.

I guess a lot of this was written in 2013. Glad they pulled it together and got this out!



#1403101 So.. The Protomen

Posted by Coward Crutch on 18 July 2019 - 01:46 PM in Minibosses Message Board

Haha. I had some strong feelings about this back in those days. I was so riled.

I'm not even going to look at my old posts. Everything I posted pre 2012 was pure cringe, and I don't know how anyone put up with me before then.
The golden age of The Shizz: Only like 3 video game bands are allowed, a handful of DoD guys and sometimes TSS..



#1403509 Rick and Morty Thread

Posted by Coward Crutch on 28 July 2019 - 03:04 AM in Minibosses Message Board

I know the fan community can be toxic and Dan Hartman has had his period Harmon. Lol Dan has been called out on some shit he has done in the past but like I say I love the shower ugh OK Siri whatever I love showers


I feel like this may stand as the most 2019 Shizz quote of 2019..



#1410872 Resident Evil Master Thread

Posted by Coward Crutch on 10 December 2019 - 08:17 AM in Minibosses Message Board

Gotta get that Tampax preorder costume..



#1410744 Resident Evil Master Thread

Posted by Coward Crutch on 06 December 2019 - 02:14 PM in Minibosses Message Board

Nemesis can have a little nose..



#1414570 Resident Evil Master Thread

Posted by Coward Crutch on 13 February 2020 - 02:18 PM in Minibosses Message Board

I just replayed Re3 on the GameCube port for the first time since 99. Did a hard mode run and fought Nemesis most encounters for the weapon parts. I think having him chase me non stop really soured my experience of the game when it first dropped. Was nice to take my time with certain areas this play through.

If you can’t put Nemesis down in segments in R3make, I’m going to be bummed. Non of that MrX take-a-knee bs. Ugh..



#1410614 Resident Evil Master Thread

Posted by Coward Crutch on 03 December 2019 - 12:40 PM in Minibosses Message Board

Leaks!



#1410963 Resident Evil Master Thread

Posted by Coward Crutch on 13 December 2019 - 02:18 PM in Minibosses Message Board

Apparently you can hear the Nemesis “STARS” in the police station courtyard in the latest RE2R demo. Not sure why they didn’t just add it to the full game like the Jill Note. Nemesis has like a denture whistle now, I kind of like it..



#1395483 Resident Evil 2 remake

Posted by Coward Crutch on 20 February 2019 - 02:34 PM in Minibosses Message Board

Everyone owes it to themselves to at least watch the opening sequence with the 98 polygon costumes on. It’s hilarious. The classic soundtrack option is great, I kind of prefer it since I’m more comfortable with the original. I’m on a third play through but it’s Leon[2nd] so I still haven’t gotten the full ending yet..



#1413265 Penis Man is one of us

Posted by Coward Crutch on 25 January 2020 - 09:16 PM in Minibosses Message Board

Tempe didn’t wire him the amount he demanded. They got what they got 🤷🏼‍♂️..



#1413642 Penis Man is one of us

Posted by Coward Crutch on 30 January 2020 - 03:30 PM in Minibosses Message Board

Also, according to local sources; our Shizz alum is definitely a penis man but not “the” Penis Man ‍ 🕵🏻‍♂️



#1413629 Penis Man is one of us

Posted by Coward Crutch on 30 January 2020 - 02:01 PM in Minibosses Message Board

This is a tough one because there is clearly a serious underlying mental health conversation to be had here. On the other hand, there was just a change.org petition to rename Sun Devil Stadium “Penis Man Stadium” that had to be taken down after receiving thousands of signatures and I am experiencing a special kind of joy..



#1410616 Official Nintendo switch thread

Posted by Coward Crutch on 03 December 2019 - 12:45 PM in Minibosses Message Board

Turok I and II went on sale this weekend for 6.99 on the Nintendo eshop. These ports really scratch an itch. Vg fast food, feels good..



#1396565 Official Attack Attack discussion thread

Posted by Coward Crutch on 20 March 2019 - 01:25 AM in Minibosses Message Board

Damn, MySpace deleted over 10 years of photos and music. So much crab core, lost to the ages 😩..



#1407072 MYRONE

Posted by Coward Crutch on 27 September 2019 - 11:52 AM in Minibosses Message Board

there's magic in that guitar. for sure.

and opening up with baseball? bold move. opening up with a such a banger.

Everyone here liked it so much that I put it first!
Oh fuck yes. Now we’re talkin’! Good shit, my man!



#1402868 My MAGFest 3 Experience

Posted by Coward Crutch on 15 July 2019 - 07:56 PM in Minibosses Message Board

Oh m’days..



#1408595 Minibosses - STATDEMON

Posted by Coward Crutch on 25 October 2019 - 06:00 PM in Minibosses Message Board

Wish we could just throw a grand for them to cover MMX/BigBlue/whatever the other mislabeled songs were on Napster. 2K, make it a medley..



#1395956 Mega Man V Remade

Posted by Coward Crutch on 03 March 2019 - 05:59 PM in Minibosses Message Board

Siiiickness



#1403031 MAGWest 2019

Posted by Coward Crutch on 17 July 2019 - 06:33 PM in Minibosses Message Board

Wasn’t looking good but may be able to pull this off after all. Most likely not Crystal but hopefully your boi..



#1406124 MAGWest 2019

Posted by Coward Crutch on 15 September 2019 - 02:07 PM in Minibosses Message Board

Everyone travel safe. I’m at the hotel one more night. Will be hanging with my cauldron of Coors if you need me..