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#1286894 Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

Posted by Akumu on 26 June 2015 - 06:33 AM

I'll go.
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#1278992 story time!

Posted by Akumu on 20 March 2015 - 01:39 PM

I would like to add to these allegations that norg touched me inappropriately rendering me unable to move.


Because I loved every single moment of it. I also enjoy The Thing. Would watch that movie with norg for sure.

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#1251654 Good vibes for a good guy

Posted by Akumu on 24 May 2014 - 03:27 AM

Glad to hear you are OK, Dillon! Was just thinking about you the other day. Hopefully we can catch up sometime soon and discuss the many bowel movements I haven't gotten to tell you about over the last year. Just like the ol' days. Get better soon.
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#1247177 11:60

Posted by Akumu on 29 March 2014 - 06:57 PM

Cross posting, but im visiting Ashane up in Portland and we are gonna do some game streaming in a few minutes. http://www.twitch.tv/ashanex
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#1247176 Game Streams

Posted by Akumu on 29 March 2014 - 06:56 PM

Im visiting Ashane and we are gonna do some game streaming in a few minutes. http://www.twitch.tv/ashanex
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#1243318 GDC Week 2014: 8bit SF with MM, Virt, Danimal, and more

Posted by Akumu on 11 February 2014 - 09:39 PM

Im in town for this
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#1242922 11:60

Posted by Akumu on 08 February 2014 - 07:53 AM

I got jmr sleeping on my couch right now. It`s taking everything in me to not sexually molest him. I just keep standing next to him and stare for hours, heart racing, hands sweating. Maybe just a little kiss, that wouldnt wake him up...
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#1240484 Magfest XII - Deja Vu All Over Again

Posted by Akumu on 09 January 2014 - 01:54 PM

I probably had the most fun I ever had at a MAGFest this year, and I owe alot of that to the Shizz Suite and all you guys. I was quite touched by the fact that most of my old friends here had kept up with my projects and work, despite me not doing a good job in return keeping up with you here. I’ll make sure to stop by here more often from now on, and I am quite grateful of all the laughs and smiles from this last weekend. Had to take care of some stuff that took my attention away from mag a little bit, but still managed to have 4 times as much fun as usual.


I’ll try to keep my list of +/- short:


+ Luke and Kelsey: Thanks for being amazing friends, roomates and so sexy in underwear. You two are such perfect opposites, and you bring with you a sense of balance and genuine fun spirit that really helped make our room so special. Everyone was welcome, everyone had fun, no one bitched or made anyone feel unwelcome.


+ Vivi: No one must know about us, delete all traces, all evidence. Kill the baby.


+ norg: One of the first dudes I saw after arriving, and always the best. Seeing you and your daughter on stage was testament to your incredible heart sir, because it made everyone love life even more. But you still know way too much about Transformers.


+ Ashane: The man that proved festivus is real. Was so happy we got our hangout time, and that I could finally ‘gief you in Street Fighter II. Luckily I will see you again very soon, because I can’t be without you for long.


+ Raub, Creeper, Spook, Jace, Caco and Cacogirl, Metal Dream, Openium, Eddyrocku, House, Irony, Nate, Steven Maiden Man and everyone in the shizz suite for the wonderful talks and hospitality


+ Mo: My dear birthday sister. I was glad you came to hang out so much with us and gracing us with the worst drunken hits of the 80’s and 90’s. You are always welcome to see us and hang out. Also your cookies brought all the boys to the



+ Ailsean: Partners in wakeup Kryme, and always a true delight. Hearing you quote Kevin Smith movies was some kind of Inception shit.


+ Grant: You are sexy


+ Chuck: My poop bidet brother. Hope we get to dock our gameboy link cables soon again.


+  Tony: Oh you, oh you wonderful young man. You got such a slender, tight body on you. A true fountain of youth. Glad I could make you laugh every time I saw you.


+ Level99: Does he post here? Nevertheless, you are a true friend and so welcoming, and your hospitality in your room allowed us to have so much fun and meet many new friends. Much love to you sir.


-  No Kareshi: I kept saying to Luke all weekend “I wish kareshi was here” and I even wanted to see if we could drive down to visit him on Saturday just to make up for his absence. I hope next year we get him in our suite with a digital piano set up.


-  No Snappleman:  I kept looking behind my back for that chuckle that is usually there during the hijinks, but Snapple was not to be seen or heard. It actually made some of the experience extremely empty feeling for me, and hopefully one I do not have to repeat again next year.


++++++++++++++++ No Wizwars: Its much more fun awaiting his post about how he didn't really miss out and [insert future show name] will make up for it and be better anyway. All the love to you, Wiz, you know I'm just an asshole with a heart <3

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#1189121 Magfest XI

Posted by Akumu on 07 January 2013 - 06:21 PM

I had virtually no down time this MAG as I had to tend to Koshiro and tour him around DC, but it's a lifelong memory for me to be able to spend so much time and become such good friends with someone who I have admired so much for so long. I heard through the grapevine that some shizzies were a bit bothered by my absence from all the hangouts, but I really did try to make as much time for my friends as possible, and I had a fantastic time with all of you who I had the fortune of sitting down and laughing with for a while. This is probably the MAGFest I have enjoyed the most.

I'll try to compile a list, but I am so exhausted that I apologize now if I forget someone who felt I should remember them.

+ Luke: Man oh man oh man how can I even begin to properly describe how stupid we are together in that best possible way? Anytime you and I were in the same room it ended with us just laughing and laughing for no good reason, and trying to offer you wine disguised as Jesus water to get you even more drunk just to piss off Brenna was so much fun. Driving around with you listening to TNT is a moment to cherish for a lifetime.

+ Luke's penis: Amazing how easily you whipped that whole thing out, just as amazing as how easily I put that shit in my mouth.

+ kareshi: You are one of the nicest and coolest guys in the world, but you are sitting right next to me now so I'll just tell you this with a kiss. You'll understand when you read this.

+ Brenna: You saw too much and therefor I must kill you, what I was doing must remain a secret. Other than that, you are so beautiful and sweet and I appreciate you getting me and Luke drunk and silly. Broke my heart that you took our goodbyes so hard, I am not very good at saying goodbye or dealing with people's feelings because I am so private about how I feel, but it was very heartfelt to see you care about seeing me before I left so much.

+ VGO: None of those guys post here but working for them has been a great time for me and we had so much fun together. I'm really lucky to be able to work with friends and get paid to have fun, and I hope it never ever ends.

+ NickTheNewbie: I know I am not always the easiest to deal with because I like things done a certain way, but you were always on time, always working hard and most importantly, you care very much about doing everything you can for everyone at the festival. I appreciate that and also admire it, and you deserve a ton of praise and thanks this year. I hope you bring me back again to help make MAGFest moments like Koshiro made.

+ norg: We got some time this year I heard, I was just too drunk and wasted by the time I saw you. I always love being around you and hope you can forgive me for being so gone by that point, I cannot even remember what we talked about.

+ Vivi: You are so sweet and kind that you make me feel bad about myself being such a bad person. Thanks for all the hugs.

+ Kain: I am upset I did not get to see you more than a few seconds, but believe you me when I say that my penis was rock hard and over 2 inches long when we finally met again. Much love to you sir.

+ Ashane: We got some time to chillax to the max and have some hallway antics, and it feels so good to see you and have fun with you again. We just desperately need more time so we can create a real life picklesons moment and troll raub in real life.

+ DH: Making you laugh at everything I say greatly makes me appreciate life because your laughter is infectious as shit. Just thinking about that makes me smile and laugh right now.

+ Skummel Maske and his brother: Dere to vet jo hvor mye jeg absolutt setter pris paa dere. Kevin fikk mange nye venner og Thomas fikk seg et ligg, perfekt.

+ Snappleman and Beef-Clef: I never saw you at all almost and it really upsets me that we had so little time to enjoy, but having Hulsbeck talk to Snapple about Jim Power was so fulfilling. Hopefully next time I can get the producer of Bubsy to speak with Tina.

+ bucky: Didn't see you enough, but I got to keep my tradition of giving you a big hug per MAGFest. I hope you enjoyed all of the Hulsbeck panel as I actually tried to bring his technical side out for you and Snapple to enjoy.

+ Yuzo Koshiro and his mother: Well I can't really go into too much detail about all we did during the weekend, but I met Yuzo back in 2006 and always found him to be a slightly mysterious person. This weekend, we spoke so much about our lives, our friends and our goals and really had an incredible time, and I found him to be so warm and kind. When we sat in the greenroom, before going on stage, he actually gave me a hug and said he had never ever experienced anything like this weekend and that he was so emotional and he wanted me and Shota to join him on stage because he was nervous. I can't really describe how it feels to be asked by Yuzo Koshiro to join him on a stage even though I tried to get off there as soon as I could. His mother was so generous and kind, and really treated me, Shota and the translator as adoptive kids for a lack of a better term, and despite her looking very stoic, she had the greatest sense of humor and spirit about her.

+ Chris Hulsbeck: Me and him go way back, and I really enjoyed doing his panel and trying to make it as informative and also share with new fans the absolutely incredible career he has had. He was deeply touched by everyone that wanted pictures with him and stopped for a chat, and I hope some of you learned more about him this weekend and continue to support his career.

+ Mistaking King Hippo for Wizwars legitimately
+ Seeing House on his birthday
+ kareshi and Yamashita together playing.
+ Trolling people at the panels I hosted and making the Kickstarter lady go "Oh no" every time the audience asked me questions during that panel.

- Not getting to see enough of you guys.
- Missing Final Phantom and Elegant due to Koshiro requesting a DC tour.
- No toadette
- Elevators

- People complaining about Koshiro's set: Luckily the people who complain are only a handful, but what is wrong with some of you? One of the greatest video game composers of all time comes over from so far away and works hard to pick out a selection that he thinks you would enjoy hearing in a dance floor setting and you stand there with your arms folded and go "meh"? I don't care about him not arranging his songs further, that wasn't the point at all, he was there to make you dance and have fun with incredible music you grew up with and that inspired you. When seeing someone be on stage, clearly living through one of the greatest moments of his life, jumping around and smiling, and that ISN'T good enough for you, then I think it's time to check your expectations and leave this earth in a timely fashion. The man had tears rolling down his face afterwards from pure happiness, and I hope all of you who complained feel bad about yourself and never have children who fold their arms when someone does something nice for them, and if you do have children, I hope you give them the middle name "Danger" and they get their asses kicked all throughout school.
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#1187335 Magfest XI

Posted by Akumu on 27 December 2012 - 08:04 PM

I went for my second check-up today and the doc cleared me for flying. There was a chance I couldn't fly because of the concussion and the airplane pressurized air could have worsened it had it still been an issue, but all good and all set.

I pooped my pants too when I hit my head. Pooped 'em real good.
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#1185575 11:60

Posted by Akumu on 18 December 2012 - 03:37 PM

*Sigh* More drama time? You know why people get banned or suspended around here? Repeatedly and flagrantly ignoring the reasonable requests (and subsequent warnings) of moderators. That's why Snappleman was banned (and, as much as I like him, rightfully so). That's why Shawn is temporarily suspended for a mere 2 days. Let's not exacerbate things again. Please.

Sam, the Neon Orange Knight

Hey Sam, Snappleman here. I know I'm not supposed to be posting on theshizz, but I gotta tell you something that's been bugging me for years now, namely your stupid jester hat. It looks retarded and you look like a dumbass wearing it at every magfest. Please reconsider bringing it this year. I know I'm not alone in this, but this being theshizz none of those who repeatedly make fun of you for wearing the hat will ever admit to it or say it to your face, so I felt it necessary to let you know on many people's behalf (a couple of which have +1'd your post). But yeah, I like you too <3, so take care, and see you at magfest.

Oh god yes, that hat looks so satanically stupid.
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#1185534 11:60

Posted by Akumu on 18 December 2012 - 01:57 PM

I'm continuously surprised by how not difficult it is to take care of a newborn. Little dude just sleeps all the time, wakes up every couple hours to eat and pee / poop, then goes back to sleep. Way easier than I imagine having a job would be, and gives me plenty of time to strategize, and play a bit of Kingdom Hearts. My life rules, and my kid seems as happy as a month old can be. Doing something right :)

From the perspective of an outside view though, I fear for your kid.
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#1185306 11:60

Posted by Akumu on 17 December 2012 - 10:26 PM

big fuckin' deal, posting pictures of Strader. He's posted pics of himself here, maybe he should get banned.
I've said and done some fucked up soul crushing things to people here in the past. You're lucky if the least of my wrath is reposting a photoshop job that someone else did. Maybe that makes me a fucked up person, but I'm a passionate motherfucker, I love my brothers hard as fuck and I hate my enemies with every ounce of my being (and that's a lot of ounces). You end up on my bad side and you get fuckin' wrecked, ya dig. Straight up. I've never received a shortage of hugs when I walked into a room.

Remember back when Andy San got banned because he was fucking annoying? Strader is outright hated yet he stays. SnappleMan is almost universally loved by the non-pluggers, but he's gone. The fuck.

remember when you had a baby and chose to spend more time antagonizing people on a message board instead of raising it?

Remember when you tried (and failed) to get my sloppy seconds at Magfest 9, you fucking drunk?

Hey hey hey, Steph ain't no sloppy second.

She's the finest wine while the rest of us are swine.
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#1185247 11:60

Posted by Akumu on 17 December 2012 - 08:40 PM

Also please, please stop posting pictures of people that have asked to not have their pictures posted. I don't want to look like the bad guy for banning anyone.

Between Akumu's pictures and Prince of Darkness's dis I feel transported back to 5th grade.

I'll hopefully pass some grades soon and start causing destruction to hotel rooms like the grownups do.
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#1185136 11:60

Posted by Akumu on 17 December 2012 - 03:42 PM

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