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SnappleMan

Member Since 30 Jan 2005
Offline Last Active Apr 25 2012 01:40 AM

#1129418 11:60

Posted by SnappleMan on 21 March 2012 - 12:56 AM

The olden days of sexpass, adultkey, sexkey, adultpass, etc etc etc. Every week a kid in school would hook me up with a printout of like 50 new passwords I could use, and they all worked. Great times to be a kid.
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#1129417 HAPPY BIRTHDAY M-H!

Posted by SnappleMan on 21 March 2012 - 12:52 AM

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I realize it's late but your birthday was two days ago and I went all the way to page 2 and didn't see a thread so fucking making you a thread because you're one of the most primo motherfuckers out there! I don't care if I get i trouble for posting a non-music related thread because Master Hatchet is fucking worth it! Love you bro, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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#1129408 HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINDRA

Posted by SnappleMan on 21 March 2012 - 12:21 AM

THE DUNK OF DUNKS


THE RAD BABE TO END ALL RAD BABES


EARTH-SHATTERING HBD


I can smell your erection from here. Jeez.
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#1129407 PUNCHFEST 17

Posted by SnappleMan on 21 March 2012 - 12:18 AM

PUNCHFEST 17 is scheduled for SATURDAY MARCH 24nd ON MY BIRTHDAY (^_^) AT 2PM EST(11AM PST)!

THIS WEEKS THEME IS:

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GAMES YOU GOT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!! HOW FESTIVE ^_-

Originally Tibone had selected a fantastic theme for PUNCHFEST but I want to save that one for yet another time (SO SORRY TIBONE BUT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY CMON!!!!).

Basically any game that you got as a birthday present is good this month. Bonus points are given to those who can remember how old they were when they received the game. Games that you bought for yourself as birthday presents to yourself DO NOT COUNT!!!

"but snapplemen nobody ever loved me on birthdays I never got games as presents" - for you sorry SOBs christmas counts! (though you lose points for that)

"but snapplemen I never got any games as presents for any special occasion" - wait for punchfest 18.

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NEW TO PUNCHFEST!? Basically it's a video game remix/arrangement/cover/yourmom contest that's held on the date above and follows the rules below.


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To participate, install an IRC client (mIRC works well) and come into #punchfest on irc.esper.net!

IF WE'RE GONNA PLAY THIS GAME, WE NEED SOME
RULES

- The time between now and PUNCHFEST is just so you can find a song you like. DO NOT START WORKING ON IT UNTIL THE PUNCHFEST BEGINS!
- You will have 6 hours to complete your song once we start. Do whatever you want once the thing starts, but when the 6 hour time limit is up you must have submitted something.
- You can use anything you want musically. Live instruments, just MIDI, trackers. Just make sure you submit an MP3 file of whatever it is you did.
- No minimum song length requirement.
- Submission is not anonymous!

VOTING
- Fuck voting. We all win for entering and having a blast as friends. <3 But each week we do decide on a winner based on whoever rocked the freshest.


{:-> BONUS <-:}
Double points are awarded to anyone who has a birthday this week!!! <333333
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#1129395 HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINDRA

Posted by SnappleMan on 20 March 2012 - 10:51 PM

<3 u bb
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#1129379 11:60

Posted by SnappleMan on 20 March 2012 - 09:26 PM

Fuck all.

Irem Skins Game is the best sports game ever made.


Guys, if you consider yourselves die hard golf fans, then you owe it to yourself to check this game out!

Actually, this game won me over, and I always call golf a dull game.


Maybe all you needed was some Primatene to clear that up.
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#1129370 11:60

Posted by SnappleMan on 20 March 2012 - 09:08 PM

Enough of that, Snapple. Please entertain us with more stories about how you beat your penis into submission only to have it rise up again in rebellion.


Well okay if I must. I'll tell you the harrowing tale of the Battle At 'Day Off From School During The Week We First Got AOL'.

It was a year since we got our family computer, I was 16 now and it was 1997. My brother and I finally talked our parents into letting us get internet service, and as luck would have it I was sick the very next day. As bad as it felt to be vomiting all morning I knew that after a couple hours it would stop, and I would be free to pursue a 49 minute run in Super Metroid or maybe try to one life Jumping Flash, blissfully unaware of the battle waiting for me at my own desk chair. I turned on my computer to work on a MIDI rendition of the stage 2 Metal Slug music in Noteworthy Composer (using wingroove as my midi output device B) ), when suddenly I had a thought... an idea... a wild and crazy notion that maybe, just maybe, I could enter "big tits" into the AOL search and see where it would take me. A satisfying click turned the screen white, and my heart was beating loudly with increasing anticipation as the 14.4 internet connection trotted a path that would surely lead me to a land of ecstasy and spongy carnal delights. As the excitement grew and the page filled with links I noticed something else rising... a rebellion! My penis had been amassing a force that up until then was unimaginable to say the least! With each byte of data coming in to signal the end of my query another soldier would join the now overwhelming army that marched onward with my penis... to war. What happened next chang********ATTENTION: The user SnappleMan is no longer allowed to participate in conversations unrelated to music on http://www.theshizz....message-board/. Please resume browsing topics about your favourite scarf wearing character in a video game. Thank You.********
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#1129354 11:60

Posted by SnappleMan on 20 March 2012 - 08:40 PM



A video exists of me watching this over and over for 5 minutes and laughing at it every single time.


It's amazing how our collective consciousness as kids of the 80s and 90s has trained us to latch on to the same fucking funny shit. Ever since I was little "cocainum" was a word of automatic laughter causing power among me and all my friends.
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#1129285 11:60

Posted by SnappleMan on 20 March 2012 - 05:43 PM

:o
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#1129276 11:60

Posted by SnappleMan on 20 March 2012 - 05:33 PM

I made a piglet squid. I named it Squidlet.


Squiglet is better I think.
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#1129267 11:60

Posted by SnappleMan on 20 March 2012 - 05:04 PM

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Look at the evil stirring in his face. Those devilish eyes plotting treachery and acts of malice. A pox upon you, TV's Frank! You wear a veil of comedic buffoonery that seeks to lighten the moods within tense situations, but that is but a ruse which allows you to perform greater acts of abhorrent evil once everyone has let their guard down. Woe to all who dare gaze into your loathsome eyes, TV's Frank.
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#1129263 11:60

Posted by SnappleMan on 20 March 2012 - 04:57 PM

Guess I'll be seeing you guys elsewhere. :)

For what it's worth I kept you from being banned today. But you're sort of proving his point if you can't keep private conversations private when it's between you and the owner of a site you've been a member of years, especially when it's about your behavior toward others.

:rolleyes:


I didn't ask you to keep from banning me. I couldn't care less to be honest, I just think it's hilarious that it's over a picture of TV's Frank.

It's really not just that, but I don't want to make this public.



Actually it really is just that. It all comes down to the same 3 people reporting my posts every chance they get, Donald seeing it and being a retard about it by not even reading the threads and assuming that if it's being reported then I'm doing something wrong, and he sends a warning or bans me. Quite silly, actually. Even after frink himself admitted that he pulled the accusation out of his ass and said he was being overly sensitive, which should have diffused the situation from a moderation standpoint. But it doesn't really matter, since the only real important things I do here are DoD and Punchfest, everything is just casual conversation. If people get offended by my opinions it's not my problem, since I get offended by the stupidity of many users here but I just deal with it because that's the nature of humanity, and dealing with people who disagree with you is a normal part of social development that ever person SHOULD learn to do, but whatev.
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#1129260 11:60

Posted by SnappleMan on 20 March 2012 - 04:52 PM

Is this the end of Punchfest??


eff no, I'll have PuD start the topics for me. :) I'm having a punchfest this weekend. look for the topic tomorrow.
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#1129256 11:60

Posted by SnappleMan on 20 March 2012 - 04:43 PM

Guess I'll be seeing you guys elsewhere. :)

For what it's worth I kept you from being banned today. But you're sort of proving his point if you can't keep private conversations private when it's between you and the owner of a site you've been a member of years, especially when it's about your behavior toward others.

:rolleyes:


I didn't ask you to keep from banning me. I couldn't care less to be honest, I just think it's hilarious that it's over a picture of TV's Frank.
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#1129002 I Musically Suck

Posted by SnappleMan on 20 March 2012 - 02:05 AM

Some pretty fresh inspirational words in this thread, ladies and gentlemen. A+ replies, would !ROOPO! again.
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