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MichaelTheCrow

Member Since 18 Aug 2009
Offline Last Active May 19 2018 04:52 AM

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In Topic: Embarrassing Moments of your life that Haunt you to this day.

16 May 2018 - 04:11 AM

Was 4 or 5 years old in kindergarden, had some song and dance thing where we all stood in a circle, several people got to dress up and act out their roles. Did not know the difference between a prince and princess so I kept insisting that I wanted to be the princess(it was the last role left and I never got picked for anything), instead of the teachers informing me that's a role meant for girls they handed me the dress and I got in it realising I had fucked up. Spent the whole time crying while everyone was singing or laughing at me. I learned the difference between the two after that, fun times.


In Topic: The All Inclusive Metal Thread

31 March 2018 - 04:28 AM


In Topic: What happened to you at work today

24 March 2018 - 04:20 AM

Had a Flat Earther withhold me from helping other customers for 45 minutes.

His reasons for his beliefs were as such: Not understanding that "north" and "south" are not "up" and "down". Apparently the Nile flowing into the Mediterranean shouldn't be possible because north is "uphill". Furthermore, "If the planet is travelling at like 1000 km/h, and my airplane is only travelling at 600, then how would I ever reach Mexico from here? It would be continuously getting farther away!" As if velocity can't accumulate between objects carrying other objects. Clearly, when jumping off a moving train, you would just stop in place and be perfectly safe, as if you had been standing there the whole time.

I got commendations around the entire building for dealing with that customer.


In Topic: The All Inclusive Metal Thread

21 March 2018 - 04:17 AM


In Topic: 11:60

07 March 2018 - 03:52 PM

Just gonna put this right here....

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