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Bride of the Monster: Dr. Zombie Presents
By JRC
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$5.
Live mock-a-long with Dr. Zombie!
"Lobo! You were too rough with my patient! *SLAP!*"
Starring: Bela Lugosi, Tor Johnson, Tony McCoy, Janet Lawton, Loretta King, Harvey B. Dunn, George Becwar, Paul Marco, Don Nagel
Things I Learned From This Movie:
...
* Twelve dead is a good figure to begin to commit to some serious police work. Anything shy of that is just overreacting.
* The cast of "Scooby Doo" were better off for not having an obnoxious reporter with breasts that can put an eye out.
* Bela Lugosi's favourite game was to switch the interior lights in his house on and off.
* If you find your friend in the clutches of an octopus, the best course of action is to fire shotgun rounds into both friend and beast.
* Never work with children or animals (rubber or otherwise).
* Bela Lugosi was never typecast in his career. Ohh nooo. Well, maybe a bit.
* The accepted safe distance from a nuclear explosion is ten to fifteen yards.
Stuff To Watch For:
* 2 mins – Get used to seeing that stock footage lightning burst, because you are going to see it a lot. Whenever it appears, I immediately think of the opening credits to Gerry Anderson's "Thunderbirds."
* 3 mins – Notice Lobo is dry now...what on earth was he doing prowling around outside anyway?
* 20 mins – Start the engine, get it into gear, and then release the handbrake dear. It stops you rolling into obstructions...other cars...passing pedestrians.
* 30 mins – That's just about the worst editing cut I've seen. And I've sat through "Reefer Madness" more times than I care to admit to.
* 49 mins – This scene reminds me a little bit of "The Cabinet Of Dr Caligari."
* 61 mins – RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A FILM SET.
* 64 mins – I wonder when that enormous polystyrene boulder is going to come into play.
* 65 mins – I SAID, I WONDER WHEN THAT ENORMOUS POLY...Thank you!
Live mock-a-long with Dr. Zombie!
"Lobo! You were too rough with my patient! *SLAP!*"
Starring: Bela Lugosi, Tor Johnson, Tony McCoy, Janet Lawton, Loretta King, Harvey B. Dunn, George Becwar, Paul Marco, Don Nagel
Things I Learned From This Movie:
...
* Twelve dead is a good figure to begin to commit to some serious police work. Anything shy of that is just overreacting.
* The cast of "Scooby Doo" were better off for not having an obnoxious reporter with breasts that can put an eye out.
* Bela Lugosi's favourite game was to switch the interior lights in his house on and off.
* If you find your friend in the clutches of an octopus, the best course of action is to fire shotgun rounds into both friend and beast.
* Never work with children or animals (rubber or otherwise).
* Bela Lugosi was never typecast in his career. Ohh nooo. Well, maybe a bit.
* The accepted safe distance from a nuclear explosion is ten to fifteen yards.
Stuff To Watch For:
* 2 mins – Get used to seeing that stock footage lightning burst, because you are going to see it a lot. Whenever it appears, I immediately think of the opening credits to Gerry Anderson's "Thunderbirds."
* 3 mins – Notice Lobo is dry now...what on earth was he doing prowling around outside anyway?
* 20 mins – Start the engine, get it into gear, and then release the handbrake dear. It stops you rolling into obstructions...other cars...passing pedestrians.
* 30 mins – That's just about the worst editing cut I've seen. And I've sat through "Reefer Madness" more times than I care to admit to.
* 49 mins – This scene reminds me a little bit of "The Cabinet Of Dr Caligari."
* 61 mins – RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A FILM SET.
* 64 mins – I wonder when that enormous polystyrene boulder is going to come into play.
* 65 mins – I SAID, I WONDER WHEN THAT ENORMOUS POLY...Thank you!
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