because someone was playing around with some toys and got it stuck up their butt....
now we have to retrieve it
this sucks
and no i did not violate patient confidentiality
just thought some of you might enjoy this one
don't stick things up your arse
Started by rudolpho of pensacola, Dec 07 2004 02:30 PM
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rudolpho of pensacola
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 02:30 PM
i have to stay at work late
because someone was playing around with some toys and got it stuck up their butt....
now we have to retrieve it
this sucks
and no i did not violate patient confidentiality
just thought some of you might enjoy this one
because someone was playing around with some toys and got it stuck up their butt....
now we have to retrieve it
this sucks
and no i did not violate patient confidentiality
just thought some of you might enjoy this one
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 02:32 PM
Any recommendations for inserting toys up your
butt without getting them stuck?
butt without getting them stuck?
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 02:33 PM
they always end up getting stuckAny recommendations for inserting toys up your
butt without getting them stuck?
this is not the first time i have seen this, and it won't be the last
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 02:34 PM
Should you attach a safety rope?
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 02:34 PM
That would be my guess.Should you attach a safety rope?
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 02:38 PM
I hope you work at a toilet paper factory and not a used toothbrush factory, mark.
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 02:41 PM
Sorry about that mark......
that's the last time I'll use a cordless microphone to record my innards...
that's the last time I'll use a cordless microphone to record my innards...
"HFE...sometimes you seem serious when you are joking and jokey when your serious. You make me laugh and sob all at once. Bless you, and bless the great asshole in the sky that shit you out onto earth. Thank you...thaaaaaaank you. " - bb
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"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"
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"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS
"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"
"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.
SHOCKER." - Mig50
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 02:51 PM
damn
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 03:08 PM
When I used to be a medical records courier the x-ray techs at John C Lincoln hospital showed me an x-ray of a guy with a vase stuck up his ass. 
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 03:17 PM
Why is it always men that do this, are there no accounts of women doing this,
or is this just a "Guy" thing?
or is this just a "Guy" thing?
People don't give a shit, unless it affects them personally, this affects me personally!
Message board?
This is The Shizz.
Chromelodeon manages to get all the furniture from their hotel into the lake a few years back...and people are worried about shizzies?
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 03:21 PM
Well, we ARE filthy pigs with one-track minds...Why is it always men that do this, are there no accounts of women doing this,
or is this just a "Guy" thing?
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 03:22 PM
i bet its because girls have more experience with putting things in there body than men do...
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 03:23 PM
They just don't talk about it...on discussion boards.....
"HFE...sometimes you seem serious when you are joking and jokey when your serious. You make me laugh and sob all at once. Bless you, and bless the great asshole in the sky that shit you out onto earth. Thank you...thaaaaaaank you. " - bb
"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS
"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"
"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.
SHOCKER." - Mig50
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss
"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS
"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"
"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.
SHOCKER." - Mig50
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss
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