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#16 Black Betty

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Posted 07 December 2004 - 03:23 PM

Why is it always men that do this, are there no accounts of women doing this,
or is this just a "Guy" thing?

It's like farting, everyone does it but boys are the only ones admitting it. ;)
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 03:28 PM

gotcha


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Posted 07 December 2004 - 03:47 PM

this one time i was in the kitchen making a sandwich while naked and a cucumber went up my ass...........3 TIMES.
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 03:50 PM

peeled or not?
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 03:51 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I thought I was the only one that kind of thing happened to...
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"HFE...sometimes you seem serious when you are joking and jokey when your serious. You make me laugh and sob all at once. Bless you, and bless the great asshole in the sky that shit you out onto earth. Thank you...thaaaaaaank you. " - bb

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Posted 07 December 2004 - 03:52 PM

I worked at honeywell. I manufactured aircraft parts.
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 03:53 PM

Why is it always men that do this, are there no accounts of women doing this,
or is this just a "Guy" thing?

i think it's because women have another option.

one of my friends works at an obgyn and has all kinds of horror stories.
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#23 mancopter

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Posted 07 December 2004 - 03:54 PM

this one time i was in the kitchen making a sandwich while naked and a cucumber went up my ass...........3 TIMES.

At that point you need two things:

A pair of ice tongs and a friend who can keep a secret.
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#24 Hooray For Everything

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Posted 07 December 2004 - 03:55 PM

dudes, I can totally keep a secret....seriously, I'm here...


(I accidently just put my one of my boogers in my mouth)
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"HFE...sometimes you seem serious when you are joking and jokey when your serious. You make me laugh and sob all at once. Bless you, and bless the great asshole in the sky that shit you out onto earth. Thank you...thaaaaaaank you. " - bb

"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS

"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"


"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.

SHOCKER." - Mig50


"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss

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Posted 07 December 2004 - 03:59 PM

just now???
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 04:19 PM

just now...I thought I'd flicked it off, but I was picking something out of my molar and felt somethingon my lip...booger...
I immediately thought of you guys. It's how I am, really, I mean, I think of others.
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"HFE...sometimes you seem serious when you are joking and jokey when your serious. You make me laugh and sob all at once. Bless you, and bless the great asshole in the sky that shit you out onto earth. Thank you...thaaaaaaank you. " - bb

"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS

"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"


"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.

SHOCKER." - Mig50


"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss

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Posted 07 December 2004 - 04:21 PM

just now...I thought I'd flicked it off, but I was picking something out of my molar and felt somethingon my lip...booger...
I immediately thought of you guys. It's how I am, really, I mean, I think of others.

HFE,
Next time...don't be so thoughtful K?
Thanks.
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 04:30 PM

Sorry, it's my nature...
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"HFE...sometimes you seem serious when you are joking and jokey when your serious. You make me laugh and sob all at once. Bless you, and bless the great asshole in the sky that shit you out onto earth. Thank you...thaaaaaaank you. " - bb

"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS

"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"


"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.

SHOCKER." - Mig50


"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss

#29 mancopter

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Posted 07 December 2004 - 04:32 PM

Well, I liked the story.
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#30 Hooray For Everything

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Posted 07 December 2004 - 04:33 PM

Come to my lil clebration and I'll tell you a better one.
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"HFE...sometimes you seem serious when you are joking and jokey when your serious. You make me laugh and sob all at once. Bless you, and bless the great asshole in the sky that shit you out onto earth. Thank you...thaaaaaaank you. " - bb

"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS

"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"


"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.

SHOCKER." - Mig50


"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss




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