What's wrong with farting in bed? You gotta do what you gotta do!
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Started by jaimeemfer, Jan 13 2005 11:15 AM
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 01:57 PM
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 01:59 PM
if you dont fart there's something wrong with you. everybody farts. its just another beautiful thing about nature.
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 01:59 PM
Just be sure to pull the covers over her head right when you do it.What's wrong with farting in bed? You gotta do what you gotta do!
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 02:00 PM
"HFE...sometimes you seem serious when you are joking and jokey when your serious. You make me laugh and sob all at once. Bless you, and bless the great asshole in the sky that shit you out onto earth. Thank you...thaaaaaaank you. " - bb
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"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 02:02 PM
I like to fart when the girl is licking my pucker.....Just be sure to pull the covers over her head right when you do it.What's wrong with farting in bed? You gotta do what you gotta do!
you've never seen such a pissed off look on someone's face.
It's hard to apologize while laughing that hard.
"HFE...sometimes you seem serious when you are joking and jokey when your serious. You make me laugh and sob all at once. Bless you, and bless the great asshole in the sky that shit you out onto earth. Thank you...thaaaaaaank you. " - bb
"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS
"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"
"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.
SHOCKER." - Mig50
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss
"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS
"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"
"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.
SHOCKER." - Mig50
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 02:03 PM
I think he meant "farting in bed" as in while having sex.if you dont fart there's something wrong with you. everybody farts. its just another beautiful thing about nature.
Otherwise I'm guilty on a nightly basis.
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 02:04 PM
I like to fart when the girl is licking my pucker.....
Just be sure to pull the covers over her head right when you do it.What's wrong with farting in bed? You gotta do what you gotta do!
you've never seen such a pissed off look on someone's face.
It's hard to apologize while laughing that hard.
Yeah.
I'm single for life.
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 02:07 PM
the key is to pretend that it was an accident.I like to fart when the girl is licking my pucker.....
Just be sure to pull the covers over her head right when you do it.What's wrong with farting in bed? You gotta do what you gotta do!
you've never seen such a pissed off look on someone's face.
It's hard to apologize while laughing that hard.
Yeah.
I'm single for life.
that's the only chance to get her to ever go near there again...
the when you regain her trust enough to do it again, fart again......let her know that it indeed was on purpose, both times....
that's a deal breaker.
"HFE...sometimes you seem serious when you are joking and jokey when your serious. You make me laugh and sob all at once. Bless you, and bless the great asshole in the sky that shit you out onto earth. Thank you...thaaaaaaank you. " - bb
"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS
"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"
"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.
SHOCKER." - Mig50
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss
"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS
"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"
"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.
SHOCKER." - Mig50
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 02:09 PM
I like when I am at the point in a relationship where I can just let one rip while laying there in bed.
it's like "all right honey, screw it! I am farting! I am too tired to go to the other room or whatever.Brace yourself"
it's like "all right honey, screw it! I am farting! I am too tired to go to the other room or whatever.Brace yourself"
you're a signature.
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 02:10 PM
gawd.
this one fell into the toilet fast.
this one fell into the toilet fast.
you're a signature.
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 02:11 PM
I got me a farter...
she loves having me sniff 'em....
it totally cracks her up....
she loves having me sniff 'em....
it totally cracks her up....
"HFE...sometimes you seem serious when you are joking and jokey when your serious. You make me laugh and sob all at once. Bless you, and bless the great asshole in the sky that shit you out onto earth. Thank you...thaaaaaaank you. " - bb
"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS
"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"
"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.
SHOCKER." - Mig50
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss
"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS
"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"
"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.
SHOCKER." - Mig50
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 04:28 PM
my farts smell like peaches.
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 04:30 PM
wait, what?!my farts smell like peaches.
you're a girl.
girls don't fart...they glow.
you mean you forgot cranberries too?
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 04:31 PM
my farts smell like peaches.
I'm guessing her's smell like surgical gloves.....
"HFE...sometimes you seem serious when you are joking and jokey when your serious. You make me laugh and sob all at once. Bless you, and bless the great asshole in the sky that shit you out onto earth. Thank you...thaaaaaaank you. " - bb
"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS
"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"
"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.
SHOCKER." - Mig50
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss
"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS
"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"
"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.
SHOCKER." - Mig50
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss
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Posted 13 January 2005 - 04:33 PM
ps. i would be totally down for some swapping.
i am sure that moisturizer will be all coveted, but i am also a glossaholic. and i like mascara.
i am sure that moisturizer will be all coveted, but i am also a glossaholic. and i like mascara.
"Now get out. You're banned from this historical society. You and your children, and your children's children... for three months. "
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