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[mikemfer]

Yeah, speaking of diaper stories... one time he was getting his diaper changed, right before we were leaving to go somewhere. If I recall correctly we were walking out of the house and someone said he had a load in his shorts, so he was getting changed at the last minute as my sister and I were sort of lingering at the front door, ready to go. Well, in the middle of things, he saw the mailman driving up through the window. He yelled "mail!" and ran out to get it. Unfortunately at this point, though he had a coat on his torso, he was naked from the waist down. John sprinted across the yard bare-assed with a goofy grin on his face, took the mail, and ran back into the house. I will never forget that mailman's face. It was a mixture of surprise, recoil, disbelief, and embarrassment. I think he pulled a little wheel when he drove off.

[mancopter]

[weener]

Ha, ha. I wish I were the older sibling so I could remember embarassing things about my brother pooping his pants.

[jaimeemfer]

Happy Birthday!!!

[Coward Crutch]

haven't heard I pants-poopin' story I didn't like, Happy Birthday John....

[ladydemon]

you are the best pretend brother ever.
a happy birthday.

[brian mcphail]

Happy Birthday!!! poopypants

[woodman]

dude! three high tens makes 30!

[ShawnPhase]

late on the draw but fuckit happy birthday john!