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[jeremx]

dark times a head I feel.

unfortunately, i think you're right. i don't see amare coming back and the likelihood of us grabbing anyone of even close to equal value is slim to none. if lopez can stay healthy, i feel a bit better about our chances of not becoming the worst rebounding team in the league.

[Jacki O.]

kobe bryant is the greatest basektball player and rapist that i have ever seen play the game of basketball.

[Tony]

kobe bryant is the greatest basektball player and rapist that i have ever seen play the game of basketball.

so are you saying there are other basketball players that are better at basketball, but since they're not rapists they're not the "greatest basketball player AND rapist" to play the game?

any time anybody gushes about kobe (which is often, as i just learned, in southern california) i like to remind them that he's a rapist. "oh, but he's the best." still a rapist, dude. boston is a badass city, and their fans are rabid, and i don't know why they don't chant "rapist" every time he steps to the free throw line. cold? maybe. colder than raping somebody?

i'd hate him even if he didn't play for the lakers.

[jeremx]

so are you saying there are other basketball players that are better at basketball, but since they're not rapists they're not the "greatest basketball player AND rapist" to play the game?

any time anybody gushes about kobe (which is often, as i just learned, in southern california) i like to remind them that he's a rapist. "oh, but he's the best." still a rapist, dude. boston is a badass city, and their fans are rabid, and i don't know why they don't chant "rapist" every time he steps to the free throw line. cold? maybe. colder than raping somebody?

i'd hate him even if he didn't play for the lakers.

i hate him with the burning passion of thousand suns as well.. but there's no denying that he's fucking ridiculously good. someone needs to tonya harding his ass.

[Jacki O.]

blah blah blah

no i just like saying that to people who try to argue that he is better than MJ. i just say "kobe is the greatest basketball player and rapist that i have ever seen play the game of basketball"

i just like saying it.

[jeremx]

no i just like saying that to people who try to argue that he is better than MJ. i just say "kobe is the greatest basketball player and rapist that i have ever seen play the game of basketball"

i just like saying it.

[Tony]

blah blah blah

no i just like saying that to people who try to argue that he is better than MJ. i just say "kobe is the greatest basketball player and rapist that i have ever seen play the game of basketball"

i just like saying it.

so then i guess he is the best basketball player who is also a rapist.

nobody is better than jordan. nobody. i'll listen to your argument if you think russell was better because he won like 12 championships, but otherwise you're wrong. just take your things and go home. if kobe had to play jordan in his prime, kobe would have 0 championships. also, i hate him.

[Jacki O.]

but can he rape while playing the game of basketball?

[Tony]

but can he rape while playing the game of basketball?

being the best basketball player who is also a rapist to ever play the game, it stands to reason that if anybody can do it, kobe can.

[capharnaum]

wasn't it anal rape too?
that's like the 3 point shot of rape

[jeremx]

wasn't it anal rape too?
that's like the 3 point shot of rape

ha!

[Jacki O.]

wasn't it anal rape too?
that's like the 3 point shot of rape

ha!

gross

[jeremx]

*rimshot?



ha ha

[Jacki O.]

i guess kobe can rape while playing the game of basketball.

so many fucked up calls in that game. sorry celtics, now you know what it's like to be the suns

[Rial]

not too hyped on the future of the suns. Sarver either needs to hire me or sell the team to a foreign billionaire. Preferably both.