Geek Fighting Championship 5
The date has been set - November 8th. 2003
The location has changed: 1607 w pecos ave Mesa AZ 85202
This is Ant's house - use Yahoo Maps
The start time will be as close to 1 o'clock as I can get it.
Of course, we need more fighters - talk people into it.
Any fighters under 18 will have to have a parent PRESENT
(just in case you need a little ER)
Spectators are welcome
So far - I have confirmation for only 2 fights
but there should be more.The rules are the same:
No stoppages - other than ring out safety stops (fighters will be stopped and
+dragged to center in same position)
Any safety pads from any fighting sport optional (will be providing some pads).
+Mouthpiece, required. No eye-gouging.
No biting. No pulling at lips or ears (fish-hooking). No groin strikes. No
+deliberate removal of safety gear.
No deliberate joint strikes (punching extended elbow, kicking knee to bend
+backward). No hair pulling.
This means there WILL be punching, kicking, throwing, wrestling, choking, joint
+locks, smothering with fat, and fatigue.
GFC 5
Started by donald, Oct 22 2003 07:30 AM
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Posted 22 October 2003 - 07:30 AM
People don't give a shit, unless it affects them personally, this affects me personally!
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Posted 22 October 2003 - 07:32 AM
the GFC is awesome, anybody who wants to be in the next one let me know and I can sign you up.
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Posted 22 October 2003 - 08:31 AM
Is this for real? Can anyone enter...
YES.
-ben
YES.
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Posted 22 October 2003 - 08:54 AM
As far as I know, anyone with medical insurance can enter.
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Posted 22 October 2003 - 09:04 AM
ah nuts....
gt....
gt....
shitty is now.
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Posted 22 October 2003 - 09:05 AM
that was my 100th post? fuck....
gt....
gt....
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Posted 22 October 2003 - 09:09 AM
I would recommend lots of valium and pain medication prior to entering the ring... 
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Posted 22 October 2003 - 09:14 AM
SweeT Let me know what is needed, I can provide the pills for a price!!!!! 
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Posted 22 October 2003 - 09:27 AM
i may partake of the meds,
but i don't think i will be registering
for this event.
but i don't think i will be registering
for this event.
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Posted 22 October 2003 - 12:13 PM
haha I love it Aaron
2 for you, 1 for me
2 for you, 1 for me
-now go get em' champ!!....
gt....
2 for you, 1 for me
2 for you, 1 for me
-now go get em' champ!!....gt....
shitty is now.
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Posted 22 October 2003 - 04:20 PM
Officially (and legally) this event doesn't exist - there is no location - and there are no organizers.
That being said, the idea is for people who are not really 'athletes' but rather 'geeks' to compete in an athletic event. It all started one day when 6 or 10 geeks were sitting around at work and one of them said. "I haven't been in a fight since junior high, I wonder what its like to get hit in the face?" Yes, they had seen Fight Club a few too many times, they got together with other geeks who were Ultimate Fighting Championship fans - otherwise known as Practitioners of Couch Jiu-Jitsu - and they came up with the sport of Geek Fighting.
It just like real Mixed Martial Arts, except that the participants aren't necessarily trained or in shape or even have a clue what they are doing.
The fighting ends when one guys says "I Quit" (or taps out) or when the crowd goes "Gasp" and just stops it. So far we have had only a few bruises, some scrapes, one busted lip and one strained MCL (its a knee thing I guess - I'm no athlete).
If you're interested in being a spectator - just show up. If you're interested in fighting contact Donald, rent a few MMA video cassettes, and then show up. Under NO circumstances should you feel compelled to exercise in any way shape or form. If you are not a geek, you may need to get into some geek related hobbies to qualify (work with Computers, buy Star Wars Figures, wear Star Trek Uniforms, play Dungeons and Dragons, or collect My Little Pony Collectables).
If you're still a bit intimidated - bring a buddy to fight against and the GFC veterans will coach both of you.
Geek Fighting Championship (GFC) does not exist - if it did though it would never and will never discriminate on the basis of sex, sexual orientation, or operating system preference.
That being said, the idea is for people who are not really 'athletes' but rather 'geeks' to compete in an athletic event. It all started one day when 6 or 10 geeks were sitting around at work and one of them said. "I haven't been in a fight since junior high, I wonder what its like to get hit in the face?" Yes, they had seen Fight Club a few too many times, they got together with other geeks who were Ultimate Fighting Championship fans - otherwise known as Practitioners of Couch Jiu-Jitsu - and they came up with the sport of Geek Fighting.
It just like real Mixed Martial Arts, except that the participants aren't necessarily trained or in shape or even have a clue what they are doing.
The fighting ends when one guys says "I Quit" (or taps out) or when the crowd goes "Gasp" and just stops it. So far we have had only a few bruises, some scrapes, one busted lip and one strained MCL (its a knee thing I guess - I'm no athlete).
If you're interested in being a spectator - just show up. If you're interested in fighting contact Donald, rent a few MMA video cassettes, and then show up. Under NO circumstances should you feel compelled to exercise in any way shape or form. If you are not a geek, you may need to get into some geek related hobbies to qualify (work with Computers, buy Star Wars Figures, wear Star Trek Uniforms, play Dungeons and Dragons, or collect My Little Pony Collectables).
If you're still a bit intimidated - bring a buddy to fight against and the GFC veterans will coach both of you.
Geek Fighting Championship (GFC) does not exist - if it did though it would never and will never discriminate on the basis of sex, sexual orientation, or operating system preference.
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Posted 22 October 2003 - 04:24 PM
Very Well Said,
Marty Miller has been to one as a spectator and I do believe he said he wanted to be in the next one.
I will have to call him up.
Marty Miller has been to one as a spectator and I do believe he said he wanted to be in the next one.
I will have to call him up.
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Posted 22 October 2003 - 07:16 PM
so i can JUST watch right? i dont want to show up and then get my ass kicked out of no where...
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Posted 22 October 2003 - 08:37 PM
Yes, you can just watch. And as long as you ridicule yourself first, hardly anybody will make fun of you :-)
No really - we have had many many people show up and just watch - the guys we make fun of are the ones that tell all about how they're going to kick butt - and then mysteriously don't show up - ever.
No really - we have had many many people show up and just watch - the guys we make fun of are the ones that tell all about how they're going to kick butt - and then mysteriously don't show up - ever.
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Posted 23 October 2003 - 11:17 AM
THIS SOUNDS EPIC....
COURTHOUSE
NATE, just imagine your competing w/ a dog and choke away....you know what im sayin
COURTHOUSE
NATE, just imagine your competing w/ a dog and choke away....you know what im sayin
this was supposed to be the summer of George....!!!!
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