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[Jacki O.]

I used this one the other night:

"My friend told me that all guys have tasted their own cum. Have you? No? Aren't you curious? Well I am...."



it worked!!!

[MikeyWretch]

"Hey wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

If the reply is "NO" and well It has yet to work you say...

"What the hell? you dont like pizza?!?!?"

[mancopter]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

[Jacki O.]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

i always fall for that one!

[MikeyWretch]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Dang it this was my six word memoir!!

[fatguyaz]

I used this one the other night:

"My friend told me that all guys have tasted their own cum. Have you? No? Aren't you curious? Well I am...."



it worked!!!

Just so you know... ANY line works to get a guy to fuck a girl. It's not hard to trick us.

[Jacki O.]

ANY girl tho?

what about them fugly ladies?



i use pickup lines to get a convo going

[fatguyaz]

depends on how thick the goggles are and how long it has been since you got some stanky on your hangdown.

[Jacki O.]

Just so you know... ANY line works to get a guy to fuck a girl. It's not hard to trick us.

yeah well i still like to have the illusion of tricking my lays. It makes me feel superior.

[Jacki O.]

I like your chest hair.

[MikeyWretch]

"Hey there, your place or my Moms place?"

[fatguyaz]

I like your chest hair.

Thanks.

I like yours too.

[Tony]

I like your chest hair.

Thanks.

I like yours too.

winner

[raubhimself]

"uh... uh... oh... um... ok... see ya i guess"

that's about all i got

[mancopter]

"I hope you've got a big trunk, cuz I'm putting my bike in it."

I need to watch that movie again.