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[fatguyaz]

This is the deepest thread I have ever seen. rilly. You all have not discussed "the bankshot" ? I know you to be smart people, and you have never once employed "the bankshot"?!?

Maybe we've employed it, but just haven't discussed it.

I do that shit all the time. Clean up is a bitch, though.

[Jacki O.]

This is the deepest thread I have ever seen. rilly. You all have not discussed "the bankshot" ? I know you to be smart people, and you have never once employed "the bankshot"?!?

you're the deepest thread i have ever seen!!!!

[eraser]

"Thank you."

"For what?"

"For the BONER you just gave me."

[awesome]

"Thank you."

"For what?"

"For the BONER you just gave me."

hahahaha

Pick up lines would work on me only as an ice breaker and not like work the way they were supposed to.

I want to read more so I'm bumping this!

[Jacki O.]

sometimes i text this dudes:

"i'm easy when im drunk and i will be drinking at (insert bar name here) tonight fyi"


also this seems to work:

want to pose naked in my dick mag?

[awesome]

I have a friend that likes to tell girls some funny things like "I am the Jew for you! Do you like that?" or will say something ridiculous and say "Do you like that?"

[MikeyWretch]

I have a friend that likes to tell girls some funny things like "I am the Jew for you! Do you like that?" or will say something ridiculous and say "Do you like that?"

Good ol Daniel!

[awesome]

"HAY YOU, I'm homophobic, do you like that?"

"yo girl, I'm just tryin to get mah dick wet"

[Rocquero]

sometimes i text this dudes:

"i'm easy when im drunk and i will be drinking at (insert bar name here) tonight fyi"


also this seems to work:

want to pose naked in my dick mag?

only if the title of the magazine is "dick mag."

[dija]

yeah, that sounds like a winner!! You had her, dude. You coulda banged her in the bathroom, i bet!!

I know...only a few minutes later after the initial shock wore off did I realize this. I'm an idiot.

[SomethingElse]

i'm a bartender so i've pretty much heard 'em all. i appreciate the really cheezy ones because they're kinda funny and they make me smile - anything is better than the gross disgusting comments that come with the territory. the one i heard yesterday from a group of guys "hey shannon we took a vote and you know what we like about you the most?" what? "EVERYTHING" ya it was totally stupid but it made me laugh a little.

[Coward Crutch]

madam are you a seamstress? It would appear as though I am torn....

[Jacki O.]

are you an angel or is my pink eye just acting up?

[weener]

I used to get drunk in my younger days and would ask waitresses: Do you know how to sew?

They would generally say no, in which I would reply: That's too bad cause I'm ripped, Right HERE! (pointing to my rock hard abs)






It made them smile, but it never got me laid.

If I were a waitress, I would be like, "Oh, let me fix that right UP!" and on the UP I would punch you a hard one right in the stomach. Cuz I do know how to sew.

[Coward Crutch]

I'm picturing a keeled over pubecent Donald clutching his gut, mental image of the day....