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[raubhimself]

that's not my hairy arm.

what a shame...

so many descendents songs would fit here for me...

[mancopter]

Totally agree with the Descendents thing, Raub.

I'll go with "I Don't Wanna Grow Up" for my current state of mind.

Sorry, not finding the lyrics.

[WorkingClassWhore]

The way some people claim to find the answers to all life's questions in the Godfather, I find the answers to all things in Descendents songs.

[Rial]

whats the descendants song with all the farts? Thats the one that best describes me.

[guitarduane]

i wish i was a little bit taller
i wish i was a baller
i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her

- skee-lo

[Rocquero]

" I yoo-hoo."

-Imperial Teen

[mig50]

"there is stuff
in this world
some of it is yours
some of it is mine"

ihywyp - "stuff"

[hunter gather]

"Dark secrets burn their vessel, tearing out to grab a mouthful, chunk of heart destroyed by quiet. Yell it out before it kills Ya, now, let it all out."

...or something like that

JAWBREAKER!

[bob]

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

Ive been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen evry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time

Oh wont you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Aint no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Get on your bikes and ride

Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

-Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen

or some hardcore thrash metal song where you can't understand the words and there's none printed, but you sort of assume it's about how the government is bad.

[Tony]

Your patrons, your guests
Manufactured phonies
Hung up on themselves
Bring them all with you
It's all for the best
We got space out here in the west

Southern California
Let's go
There's room for us all

***
replace "California" with Arizona and you're there.

[glitterbot]

"I'm sleeveless/I'm fucking raw/I fucking look just like a fucking god/I'm sleeveless and I'm number one/What would Jesus do if he could see these guns?"

That about sums me up...during sleeveless summer that is!

[The Real Jeffrey Lebowski]

From "Skin Tension" (awesome title) by Man Man (awesome band). It was actually the first song of theirs I ever heard...

Great songs for dumpees...


will we ever find the one that we were meant to love like we want to be loved
take this flight into the sun
or did they die in a dry hump fire years before we were born
when all the hogs devoured the dogs like lightening after the storm
and her lips were wet like a rose with summer sweat
and when our eyes met i knew i was through
tiptoes on cobblestones in glass stilettos it breaks my knees when she hides her nosebleeds in my dreams as i sleep
and i know i'll never be the man that she thinks she really needs
but it don't stop me from trying to be
and i scream ice-cream
goddamn you miette goddamn
i let down my guard and you lifted this heart so now it can break again
goddamn you miette goddamn
i let down my guard and there goes my heart straight out the window again goddamn goddamn goddamn godbless


The music is so beautiful, it hurts.

[DoctorShumway]

"All my favorite singers couldn't sing" - David Berman

EDIT: The song would have summed me up perfect in 2000. Honestly, I'm kind of glad I didn't know about this song then:

Farside - I Hope You're Unhappy

I must have had a dream about you
Cause I woke up in the worst of moods
And when I looked at the clock my day was already ruined
I'm glad that you like your new place
And I hope your new job works out well
I'm getting used to my kitchen and sleeping by myself

And as we talk and reminisce
I barely mask how deeply I'm depressed
And though I can't complain
I think I just might
Cause it can't get much worse

And I hope that you're unhappy to be alone

I'm at my suit job everyday
And Farside's writing a new LP
And though I still hate school I've almost got my degree
I keep myself so busy now
Cause I don't want to be at home at all
Cause everytime that I'm there I'm crushed that you haven't called

And then I dwell and reminisce
About the time I bought the angel dress
That you wore for me
And the sun went down
And you swore you were mine

And I hope that you're unhappy to be alone
I don't want to cry anymore than I cry, just as least as much

I know your children will be beautiful
But I don't ever want to know that they exist at all
So let's not talk and reminisce
Cause it won't clear the cobwebs in my chest
When I clench the phone and I grind my teeth
I know that I'm alone

And I hope, I hope you're miserable
And I hope that you're unhappy to be alone

[MikeyWretch]

At your funeral
Things will be different
I will feel so good

I'll pass out cigars
Bring a big ol' cake
And a keg, yes!
I can hardly, I can hardly wait

Until they read your eulogy.
Ha ha ha! at your family
"Lets be honest guys", I'll say
"Better late then never"

There were lines I didn't wanna cross
There were times spent sick with regret
Sleepless nights replaying in my head
But then I opened my eyes
To the light of the news
I'm so glad I live to see the day

Hey! At your funeral
Our old friends will be surprised to see me
Smiling again. I'll bring a date
Rolling in the flowers we'll make
Ourselves at home
I can hardly, I can hardly, I can hardly wait

Until they read your eulogy.
Ha ha ha! at your family
"Lets be honest guys", I'll say
"Better late then never"
"Better late then never"


-PINHEADGUNPOWDER

[chadk]

Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinking will i live, another twenty-fo'


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