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#2896 jeremx

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Posted 18 October 2010 - 12:27 PM

:blink: wtf:

cracked.com article regarding monsters. here, specifically, witches..

And why do they ride broomsticks? Well, one (awesome) theory is that women used to use broomsticks to take hallucinogenic drugs through their vaginas.

No, really. Some historians say the practitioners of witchcraft were using hallucinogenic plants like mandrake and belladonna to perform their "magic," and even believe they were flying. Such drugs work best when applied to the thin skin of mucus membranes... like the labia. So the story goes the "witches" would apply their "magic potion" to their broom sticks and "fly."


Read more: http://www.cracked.c...d#ixzz12jxEWScH
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Posted 18 October 2010 - 12:34 PM

I heard of the hallucinogens but not the broomstick thing.

However I have heard of people who do drugs in that fashion - that way and also in a enima. (because it absorbs better and quicker)
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Posted 18 October 2010 - 01:03 PM

However I have heard of people who do drugs in that fashion - that way and also in a enima. (because it absorbs better and quicker)


yeah.. i'd heard a lot of it was due to airborn ergot poisoning.

and the enema thing is crazy. wine enema! there was a bit on "1000 ways to die" on the spike channel about a dude who died from liquor enema. forget what it was he put up there tho.
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Posted 18 October 2010 - 01:05 PM

I think the most famous OD on the druggy enima is Marilyn Monroe.
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Posted 18 October 2010 - 01:43 PM

if christine o'donnell puts acid in her vagina then i would actually vote for her
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 06:22 AM

I think I have the flu. This sucks.
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 06:35 AM

if christine o'donnell puts acid in her vagina then i would actually vote for her


i read this post before i went back and read the posts about hallucinogenics in the vagina, so my first thought when you said "acid" was like hydrochloric acid, which would be fucking hardcore.
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 09:35 AM


if christine o'donnell puts acid in her vagina then i would actually vote for her


i read this post before i went back and read the posts about hallucinogenics in the vagina, so my first thought when you said "acid" was like hydrochloric acid, which would be fucking hardcore.

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 12:10 PM

this past weekend was horrible.

my daddy's in the hospital. he couldn't breath and collapsed and had to be rushed to the ER. there was fluid in his lungs.
first they said it wasn't his heart and everything was ok.

then they ran a heart scan yesterday where they injected his heart with an isotope to make it think he was running on a treadmill and his lungs filled up with fluid again. so now they are saying it is his heart.

:(

im bummed
only good thing is he's at banner downtown which is close to me so i've been visiting him a lot
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#2905 jeremx

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 12:26 PM

my daddy's in the hospital..
only good thing is he's at banner downtown which is close to me so i've been visiting him a lot


if you need anything, don't hesitate to ask. it's been a shitty year for a lot of people so far. the best thing we can do is be there if someone needs anything.
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 12:38 PM


my daddy's in the hospital..
only good thing is he's at banner downtown which is close to me so i've been visiting him a lot


if you need anything, don't hesitate to ask. it's been a shitty year for a lot of people so far. the best thing we can do is be there if someone needs anything.


Same here Jacki.
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#2907 Jacki O.

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Posted 19 October 2010 - 01:14 PM

thanks guys :)
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 01:22 PM

thanks guys :)

Whatever you need lady, just let us know.
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Posted 19 October 2010 - 01:45 PM



my daddy's in the hospital..
only good thing is he's at banner downtown which is close to me so i've been visiting him a lot


if you need anything, don't hesitate to ask. it's been a shitty year for a lot of people so far. the best thing we can do is be there if someone needs anything.


Same here Jacki.


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Posted 19 October 2010 - 02:40 PM

this past weekend was horrible.

my daddy's in the hospital. he couldn't breath and collapsed and had to be rushed to the ER. there was fluid in his lungs.
first they said it wasn't his heart and everything was ok.

then they ran a heart scan yesterday where they injected his heart with an isotope to make it think he was running on a treadmill and his lungs filled up with fluid again. so now they are saying it is his heart.

:(

im bummed
only good thing is he's at banner downtown which is close to me so i've been visiting him a lot


probably too much camping and pickles.

sorry to hear, miss O. i hope he's better soon.
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