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#2371 Katie

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Posted 19 August 2010 - 09:00 AM

We set off fireworks in my backyard last night, after we drank tequila shots... rimmed with mayonaise.

Terrible.


HOLY FUCKING CHRIST! WHY?


Alex at Boulder's on Broadway thought it would be funny to pick out a shot for me. He brought "A Mexican Yeast Infection" and when it came to the table and my stomach sank. There was maynaise floating in it. I can never enjoy a club sandwich or tuna sandwich or most sandwiches ever again.
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Posted 19 August 2010 - 09:04 AM

come see Avon ladies and stand upfront. Okay thanks.

wait, what? until i saw something else you posted about a bowling ball and a homemade scythe, i was pretty sure someone told me the AVON LADIES were like a pop side project? this is a band with what, you,mat, jes and chris erba? i had no idea. ive been told conflicting things...
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#2373 MikeyWretch

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Posted 19 August 2010 - 09:54 AM

come see Avon ladies and stand upfront. Okay thanks.

wait, what? until i saw something else you posted about a bowling ball and a homemade scythe, i was pretty sure someone told me the AVON LADIES were like a pop side project? this is a band with what, you,mat, jes and chris erba? i had no idea. ive been told conflicting things...


Yes and we are most certainly not pop.
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#2374 MikeyWretch

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Posted 19 August 2010 - 10:43 AM

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Posted 19 August 2010 - 10:48 AM

a girl friend of mine had a date last night and the dude told her she smelled like a rainbow and he is in love w/ rainbows now. She's eating it up as she dishes this all up to me - I just laughed my ass off thinking of how
a: how ridiculous that is, bullshit to get in her vagina
b: that rainbow guy all excited video thing that was all the rage on the webz
c: how could he spill that out w/ a straight face
d: and I'm a tiny bit impressed w/ this dude's game slinging

hahahahahahaha can't stop laughing.
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#2376 Jacki O.

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Posted 19 August 2010 - 10:51 AM

a girl friend of mine had a date last night and the dude told her she smelled like a rainbow and he is in love w/ rainbows now. She's eating it up as she dishes this all up to me - I just laughed my ass off thinking of how
a: how ridiculous that is, bullshit to get in her vagina
b: that rainbow guy all excited video thing that was all the rage on the webz
c: how could he spill that out w/ a straight face
d: and I'm a tiny bit impressed w/ this dude's game slinging

hahahahahahaha can't stop laughing.


what?!?
rainbows?

is he the double rainbow guy? did he cry when he told her he was in love with rainbows? what do rainbows smell like? Vagina?
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#2377 Osti Tabarnak

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Posted 19 August 2010 - 10:58 AM

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what do rainbows smell like? Vagina?
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Oui.
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Posted 19 August 2010 - 10:58 AM

hahahaha exactly!!!!

I'm thinking maybe being able to scent a rainbow might be a superpower developing.

**Not all superpowers can be used for crime fighting or super villiany.
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#2379 Katie

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Posted 19 August 2010 - 11:19 AM

come see Avon ladies and stand upfront. Okay thanks.

wait, what? until i saw something else you posted about a bowling ball and a homemade scythe, i was pretty sure someone told me the AVON LADIES were like a pop side project? this is a band with what, you,mat, jes and chris erba? i had no idea. ive been told conflicting things...


Yes and we are most certainly not pop.

More like POOP
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Posted 19 August 2010 - 11:22 AM

come see Avon ladies and stand upfront. Okay thanks.

wait, what? until i saw something else you posted about a bowling ball and a homemade scythe, i was pretty sure someone told me the AVON LADIES were like a pop side project? this is a band with what, you,mat, jes and chris erba? i had no idea. ive been told conflicting things...


Yes and we are most certainly not pop.

More like POOP


Shut up, KATIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#2381 Katie

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Posted 19 August 2010 - 11:25 AM

we are most certainly POOP.


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Posted 19 August 2010 - 01:31 PM

this shit is crazy.

not so much the 90 seconds or so, which is still pretty cool, but the last 2/3 of it is rad.


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Posted 19 August 2010 - 01:56 PM

this shit is crazy.

not so much the 90 seconds or so, which is still pretty cool, but the last 2/3 of it is rad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtztrcGkCBw&feature=player_embedded


fucking hippie
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Posted 19 August 2010 - 02:17 PM

this shit is crazy.

not so much the 90 seconds or so, which is still pretty cool, but the last 2/3 of it is rad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtztrcGkCBw&feature=player_embedded


fucking hippie


sorry, i failed to frame this properly for jacki.

jacki, watch this video and imagine that instead of a glass ball he's manipulating your vagina.
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Posted 19 August 2010 - 02:18 PM

this shit is crazy.

not so much the 90 seconds or so, which is still pretty cool, but the last 2/3 of it is rad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtztrcGkCBw&feature=player_embedded


fucking hippie


sorry, i failed to frame this properly for jacki.

jacki, watch this video and imagine that instead of a glass ball he's manipulating your vagina.


ooooooooohhhhhhhh

now i get it.

+1 you fucking hippie!
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