We set off fireworks in my backyard last night, after we drank tequila shots... rimmed with mayonaise.
Terrible.
HOLY FUCKING CHRIST! WHY?
Alex at Boulder's on Broadway thought it would be funny to pick out a shot for me. He brought "A Mexican Yeast Infection" and when it came to the table and my stomach sank. There was maynaise floating in it. I can never enjoy a club sandwich or tuna sandwich or most sandwiches ever again.