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[Jacki O.]

I just got a raise. 26 cents. Damn, doesn't it feel good that the recession is over?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjNBC4mC5y4

[jeremx]

I just got a raise. 26 cents. Damn, doesn't it feel good that the recession is over?

i got exactly half of that for my last raise.

[Katie]

I just got a raise. 26 cents. Damn, doesn't it feel good that the recession is over?

YEAH! I got a pay cut! FUCK YOU KATIE!

YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MY FAT PAYCHECKS! YEEEAH YEEEEEEEEAH

[differently biotic]

congrats. Every bit helps.

I am w/ Mikey - I got a pay cut ($4 an hour pay cut) and my health insurance is also more than it used to be too.

[Katie]

They put off raises for the past 2 years, billion dollar company, I'm happy but I'm still like "WHHHHHHYYYY"

[jeremx]

They put off raises for the past 2 years, billion dollar company, I'm happy but I'm still like "WHHHHHHYYYY"

we've been having record breaking quarters for years and i got 13 fuckin' cents. plus, people's insurance went up this year if you have a family. shitty.

[differently biotic]

The connoisseur mustache is SO popular in Portland. 7 out of 10 dudes I saw had one.

I love facial hair on guys. sigh.

[MikeyWretch]

I like facial hair on girls.

[joe.distort]

i was going to get out of here an hour early today, do some more writing and have an afternoon cocktail. now, because some motherfucking retard (IMPORTANT NOTE: this guy actually has no mental health problems, just an idiot) went and sat in some other random office for an hour before realizng 'hey, this isnt my doctors office?!' our whole afternoon schedule is fucked and i will be getting out at my regular time, maybe a few minutes later. jesus christ.

important rule: everyone at your doctors offices likes you, but if you do something to fuck their day up, through accidental means, ignorance, or just being a clueless jackass, they never forget it and you will be treated accordingly.

[differently biotic]

funny honey

[jeremx]

funny honey

read this one the other day. i had no idea the honey industry was so crazy.

http://www.zesterdai...oney-laundering

sidenote, i'll be at the beekeepers association of central arizona info table at the home and landscaping show at the az fairgrounds 10/1-3. i'll be there sat from 1p-4p and sunday from 10am to 1pm if anyone makes their way up there and wants to say hey. we'll have an observational hive on hand so you can see what goes on inside a bee colony. there will also be locally harvested honey available for purchase.

[differently biotic]

I would be pissed if I bought honey and actually got crap like corn syrup and other stuff.

[The Real Jeffrey Lebowski]

I haven't done anything at work for nearly a month now. Just this week, they finally assigned me a second project to test, but I'm so used to not working, I'm just not really feeling it.

Each project knows I'm splitting my time, so I'm going to try and continue to slack while playing each team off the other and see how long I can get away with it...

[jeremx]

I would be pissed if I bought honey and actually got crap like corn syrup and other stuff.

until a couple days ago i had no idea you weren't supposed to give honey to an infant under 1yr old.

[MikeyWretch]

I would be pissed if I bought honey and actually got crap like corn syrup and other stuff.

until a couple days ago i had no idea you weren't supposed to give honey to an infant under 1yr old.

yeah that and booze but Ill feed babies booze to shut them up!. WORD!

Smokin meth with the CPS! Can you please bring me my baby back?