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[Ninjaneer]

No matter what my cat does, be it shredding a much needed box or running around at 4 in the morning, the little fucker is just too cute for me to stay pissed. Damn his diabolical powers of adorableness.

[TV's Frink]

No matter what my cat does, be it shredding a much needed box or running around at 4 in the morning, the little fucker is just too cute for me to stay pissed. Damn his diabolical powers of adorableness.

Kids are like this x100...at least, your own kids are.

[jeremx]

No matter what my cat does, be it shredding a much needed box or running around at 4 in the morning, the little fucker is just too cute for me to stay pissed. Damn his diabolical powers of adorableness.

despite putting those double-sided sticky pieces of tape at the bottom of our bedroom door, our cat still finds somewhere to scratch and get his paw under the door and pull it to make noise. he pulled this around 4am this morning. i got up, grabbed the spray bottle, and soaked the shit out of him. i'm pretty sure this is the highlight of his morning.

[Ninjaneer]

Never used a spray bottle on any of them. For the most part, they're well behaved. But every now and then they go nuts. But apparently karma is on my side. The cat in question is white and likes to hang out in our tub, and I didn't have my glasses on when I started the shower this morning. So he got an unexpected soaking. Sadly, this is not the first time this has happened.

[The Real Jeffrey Lebowski]

[Tony]

sorry, liam neeson, i'm not buying you as an action star.

[Quezo]

sorry, liam neeson, i'm not buying you as an action star.

I buy it. He pulls it off.

try this:

Have plenty of your drink of choice on hand.
Watch Taken.
Drink every time he kills someone.
Pass out from intoxication

[jeremx]

sorry, liam neeson, i'm not buying you as an action star.

I buy it. He pulls it off.

try this:

Have plenty of your drink of choice on hand.
Watch Taken.
Drink every time he kills someone.
Pass out from intoxication

i'm not a huge action/shoo'em up/kill'em up movie fan but i really dug Taken.

[joe.distort]

after we got engaged i had a goal to sell $500 worth of comics in 6 weeks. i surpassed that in just 3! balls yeah.

also i think i met the fattest person i have ever met in real life today. nice inspiration to keep making healthy strides.

[jeremx]

also i think i met the fattest person i have ever met in real life today. nice inspiration to keep making healthy strides.

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[JJames]

Dismemberment Plan

[joe.distort]

also i think i met the fattest person i have ever met in real life today. nice inspiration to keep making healthy strides.

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bigger. much bigger. and he had nothing to do with comics. i meet more fat people in everyday life than i ever have involved with comics, but alas, thats yet another stereotype that wont die

[jeremx]

bigger. much bigger. and he had nothing to do with comics. i meet more fat people in everyday life than i ever have involved with comics, but alas, thats yet another stereotype that wont die

yeah.. just messin' with ya on the comic thing. the overall stereotype comes down to people who post on message boards are clearly doing it from their parent's basement while eating cheetos and drinking mtn dew.

[joe.distort]

which is one hundred percent true

[Tony]

also i think i met the fattest person i have ever met in real life today. nice inspiration to keep making healthy strides.

i read this as "i think i'm the fattest person i have ever met in real life", and i was like "man, joe has a really bad self image". then i re-read it.