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[MikeyWretch]

Boons farm in a vitamin water bottle at work!

[TaylorTrash]

I WANT A BABY!!! Seriously. I keep trying to get someone to go inside me so i can begin my family.

Oh shit... I think things that probably arent good ideas.

[fatguyaz]

I WANT A BABY!!! Seriously. I keep trying to get someone to go inside me so i can begin my family.

Oh shit... I think things that probably arent good ideas.

someone to "go inside you" ?


did you take sex-ed in school? That's not pee that comes out....

[MikeyWretch]

I WANT A BABY!!! Seriously. I keep trying to get someone to go inside me so i can begin my family.

Oh shit... I think things that probably arent good ideas.

someone to "go inside you" ?


did you take sex-ed in school? That's not pee that comes out....

That depends on what youre into

[Jacki O.]

i dont think it would be hard to get a guy to get you preggers. Just hard to get them to stick around.

in fact i could give you the names and phone numbers to quite a few dudes that would prolly be more than willing to do the 'ole "cum and run"

[MikeyWretch]

yeah like my dad

[fatguyaz]

or even the more diabolical...

the stone and bone cum and run!!

only to be made worse if followed by a hump and dump.

[TaylorTrash]

i dont think it would be hard to get a guy to get you preggers. Just hard to get them to stick around.

in fact i could give you the names and phone numbers to quite a few dudes that would prolly be more than willing to do the 'ole "cum and run"

HAHAHA well.... no i would definitely need the man for the obvious child support reasons... thats why it has to look like an accident you see. OH! Just had an idea! Get Subject A really super super drunk this weekend and then maybe he will cum inside! Except Subject A is really good about not doing that.

I know people are probably thinking I am a horrible person when they read this... but this IS what I am currently thinking. When it comes down to it though i am like 50% joking I got my dog to try to make up for the baby fever... but it is still there!

Good thing Subject A is really good about not doing it...

[fatguyaz]

you should tell him that this is what you're thinking and he'll make DAMN sure he doesn't knock you up.


PS. Although it does look awesome, pulling out doesn't work. Get on the pill, dog.

[TaylorTrash]

you should tell him that this is what you're thinking and he'll make DAMN sure he doesn't knock you up.


PS. Although it does look awesome, pulling out doesn't work. Get on the pill, dog.

I hate birth control, Makes me break out.... also makes it really hard to get pregnant. I am so funny!

Also pulling out has worked pretty well for me the last 5 months. AND i am STD free! Hells yes.

btw... totally didnt get a lot of sex education BTW.... growing up mormon they just didnt talk about sex. you just dont do it! easy enough right?

I seriously didnt even know condoms were to prevent STDs as well as pregnancy. I thought they were just so you didnt get pregnant. My friend told me that about a year ago. I am learning so much!

[Jacki O.]

fuck the pill - all those crazy synthetic hormones make you all moody

always make the dude wear a condom. ain't no thing.

condom = no preggers and no stds!


and never, ever think that fucking without a condom is not gonna lead to an STD.

[MikeyWretch]

make him get fixed!

[TaylorTrash]

fuck the pill - all those crazy synthetic hormones make you all moody

make the dude wear a condom. ain't no thing.

Yes i get SUPER moody and hate life.

Oh Jacki... guess what? I totally didnt know that picture was Sylvia Plath. I thought that was you! Until like a couple days ago where I saw that picture on TV ... then i had a brief moment where i thought you were Sylvia Plath but then it all came together and made sense. Because she isn't alive.

[fatguyaz]

i thought the pill was also to cure acne? wtf? You're from space, Ash. Make him wear a condom. He's banged other girls besides you, and some STD don't show up for months or MORE. Are you saying you've gotten STD tests, but didn't know what condoms were for? The edumacation begins for you NOW!!

[differently biotic]

fuck the pill - all those crazy synthetic hormones make you all moody

always make the dude wear a condom. ain't no thing.

condom = no preggers and no stds!


and never, ever think that fucking without a condom is not gonna lead to an STD.

I fully AGREE and practice that myself for years and years! Well along with that fact that I'm a huge prude and don't have sex all that much since I like to date someone for a long time before getting to the point where I need to use condoms. But I'm weird like that.

I'm currently also thinking... does everyone know that July 1st the fares on the bus/rail is going up and changing????