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[Tender Lad]

I wondered why it tasted like mayonaise.

you ate the condom?

What!!???!!!!! That's gross!
I just tasted it. Weirdo.

[differently biotic]

sometimes I think I'm not supposed to be living here

[Jacki O.]

I wondered why it tasted like mayonaise.

you ate the condom?

What!!???!!!!! That's gross!
I just tasted it. Weirdo.

this little exchange is going really well. i am enjoying it.

[Tender Lad]

I was just kidding before...



























...I did eat it.

[Dez]

When will this jive talkin end!?!?

[Tender Lad]

When I get this taste out of my mouth.

[differently biotic]

I can't stop laughing about the events of my night last night.

Nothing is more comical than running into the guy you've been seeing and his, wait for iiiiiit... GIRLFRIEND that you didn't knew he had. His face was priceless. I felt like I was in a romocom movie.

[Jacki O.]

I can't stop laughing about the events of my night last night.

Nothing is more comical than running into the guy you've been seeing and his, wait for iiiiiit... GIRLFRIEND that you didn't knew he had. His face was priceless. I felt like I was in a romocom movie.

ah shit. bummers.

well at least you know now...?

dudes are dumb

[differently biotic]

then I laughed even harder watching him get jealous because dudes are buying me drinks and asking me for my number.

awesome.

BAH!

[JJames]

dudes are dumb

ur sexist

[Jacki O.]

dudes are dumb

ur sexist

totes!

[MikeyWretch]

I dont give a fuck about the FBI
I dont give a shit about the CIA

[JJames]

I can't stop laughing about the events of my night last night.

Nothing is more comical than running into the guy you've been seeing and his, wait for iiiiiit... GIRLFRIEND that you didn't knew he had. His face was priceless. I felt like I was in a romocom movie.

close to this same thing happened to me one time, i told the girl about how she left her shirt at my house and the dude was like then i bailed

[differently biotic]

his friend comes and sits next to me and he's so drunk he doesn't realize what I'm asking him.

"so that's Doug's girlfriend huh?"
"oh yeah, for a while now"
"huh that's hilarious since I've been seeing him since June up to two weeks ago"
"stammer stammer what stammer stammer oh shit stammre stammer I fucked up stammer"

me laughing. I hug his friend and he buys me a drink.

I so win in this situation.

[MikeyWretch]

Where should I eat thread is odd!