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#16 The Real Jeffrey Lebowski

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 08:09 PM

"You know that's not a real window, right?"
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This ship will sail, This heart won't die

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#17 glitterbot

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 09:29 PM

"I write till 4 in the morning, eating dry fistfuls of Raisin Bran to stay awake. Which, by the way, is how I'm able to ride the fart train to work every day."
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"Now get out. You're banned from this historical society. You and your children, and your children's children... for three months. "

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#18 ColinProzac

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 10:25 PM

I love it so much I wanna take it back behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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#19 Jacki O.

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 12:30 PM

freaky-deakies need love too
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#20 johnnytron

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 02:58 PM

"Television on!" "Pornography!"
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#21 Jacki O.

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 10:27 AM

Everyone's a model west of the Alaganie.
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#22 Rocquero

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 08:53 PM

Long distance is the wrong distance...DEAL BREAKER!
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#23 simpleguy

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 11:42 PM

Speaker:"Tracy, I have a surprise for you..."

Tracy:"I'm alergic to horses"











oh yeah...FAP!
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#24 Omnideth

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 07:30 AM

K:I've had to send more money home lately. There are problems on the farm. After years of inbreeding the pigs are getting violent and the pig shield around the house has worn thin.

J: How much money do you have in your savings?

K: Let's see, 80,000 dollars!

J: If you don't count Confederate money?

K: 4,000 dollars!


ohhhhh Kenneth.
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