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[The Real Jeffrey Lebowski]

"You know that's not a real window, right?"

[glitterbot]

"I write till 4 in the morning, eating dry fistfuls of Raisin Bran to stay awake. Which, by the way, is how I'm able to ride the fart train to work every day."

[ColinProzac]

I love it so much I wanna take it back behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

[Jacki O.]

freaky-deakies need love too

[johnnytron]

"Television on!" "Pornography!"

[Jacki O.]

Everyone's a model west of the Alaganie.

[Rocquero]

Long distance is the wrong distance...DEAL BREAKER!

[simpleguy]

Speaker:"Tracy, I have a surprise for you..."

Tracy:"I'm alergic to horses"











oh yeah...FAP!

[Omnideth]

K:I've had to send more money home lately. There are problems on the farm. After years of inbreeding the pigs are getting violent and the pig shield around the house has worn thin.

J: How much money do you have in your savings?

K: Let's see, 80,000 dollars!

J: If you don't count Confederate money?

K: 4,000 dollars!


ohhhhh Kenneth.