This is turning into the Bossies thread "so who likes taking shits"
Currently pooping
Started by WorkingClassWhore, May 06 2009 04:42 PM
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 10:20 AM
Quezo, on May 7 2009, 10:13 AM, said:
I like to read while I poop. Sometimes for a long period after I'm done even.
Reading is Fundamental.
yes i get some of my best reading done while on the pot.
sometimes i read til my legs fall asleep then i try to stand up and i fall.
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 10:20 AM
MikeyWretch, on May 7 2009, 10:18 AM, said:
This is turning into the Bossies thread "so who likes taking shits"
Uh Uh. This one is called "currently pooping"
Totally different loco.
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 10:42 AM
once my little brother and i pooped by the river and then we thought we would get in trouble so we picked our poop up with our mittens and threw it into the river. from then on, those were the poop mittens and they got mixed in with all the other mittens. none of the other siblings ever knew. (is pooping with your brother considered incest?)
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 11:55 AM
currently pooping gumdrops and cotton candy. YUMS!
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 11:56 AM
nastyd, on May 7 2009, 11:55 AM, said:
currently pooping gumdrops and cotton candy. YUMS!
D! Poop in my mouth!!!
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 11:57 AM
i have been accidentally pooping my pants a lot lately. like 1 or 2 times per month. i think i'm farting and then i realize i pooped. the other night i pooped the bed and had to change the sheets in the middle of the night. i think something might be wrong..?
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 11:59 AM
nah that's perfectly normal.
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 11:59 AM
corndoggy dogg, on May 7 2009, 11:57 AM, said:
i have been accidentally pooping my pants a lot lately. like 1 or 2 times per month. i think i'm farting and then i realize i pooped. the other night i pooped the bed and had to change the sheets in the middle of the night. i think something might be wrong..?
Thats called Sharting!
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 12:27 PM
With the G1 i can poop AND post on the shizz at the same time! Technology is a wonderful thing. Also, I am pretty much always "currently farting." It is my life's work. I am not currently pooping though. I am currently waiting for a burger in a restaurant.
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 12:29 PM
glitterbot, on May 7 2009, 12:27 PM, said:
Please get back to us in about 24 hours after you eat that burgerWith the G1 i can poop AND post on the shizz at the same time! Technology is a wonderful thing. Also, I am pretty much always "currently farting." It is my life's work. I am not currently pooping though. I am currently waiting for a burger in a restaurant.
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 04:14 PM
It's funny when you go into the restroom at work and notice your co-workers shoes underneath the stall and are like, "ha. ha. he's taking a crap."
It sucks when before you notice the shoes, you notice the stench and try not to gag.
It sucks when before you notice the shoes, you notice the stench and try not to gag.
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 04:39 PM
Jacki O., on May 7 2009, 11:59 AM, said:
nah that's perfectly normal.
oh yeah, i forgot about this...
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 05:30 PM
glitterbot, on May 7 2009, 12:27 PM, said:
With the G1 i can poop AND post on the shizz at the same time! Technology is a wonderful thing. Also, I am pretty much always "currently farting." It is my life's work. I am not currently pooping though. I am currently waiting for a burger in a restaurant.
um, with the g1 you can also download a great application called: Noble Fart
similar to ifart you have an electronic whoopie cushion that can be set to a timer. pretty amazing. and free!!!
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