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[Jacki O.]

about that time.

cheers.

[MikeyWretch]

Jacki is taking the kids to the pool!

[raubhimself]

I like to read while I poop. Sometimes for a long period after I'm done even.

Reading is Fundamental.

yes i get some of my best reading done while on the pot.
sometimes i read til my legs fall asleep then i try to stand up and i fall.

this happens to me all the time. i try to keep a good stock of magazines but usually i just play my DS or PSP. most of my gaming goes on in there. i wish i could sneak them in there at work

time to go...

[Jacki O.]

that's awesome that you play psp while pooping.

[MikeyWretch]

Its the Future!

Remeber when you would go the the rest room at your friends house and there would be like porn mags under the sink?

Well ITS THE FUTURE!

Now you go in there and your friends PSP is sitting there with porn movies on it!

[transonic]

I've taken to calling the bathroom, the rumpspringer. No idea where that name came from. I surf the web on my phone while duking it out. I get AZcentral on there, so it's like I have the whole newspaper whenever I need it.

[Tony]

i have a couple of books in my bathroom at home. i call them "the shitter books". i don't want to read a novel. i just want a quick interlude to distract me while i do my business. right now, i only have 2 shitter books:

now i can die in peace, bill simmons
the nasty bits, anthony bourdain

both are collections of articles/short stories by the authors. that's pretty much the only criteria. i want escapism, and i want it in 5 pages or less.

any other suggestions?

[sonofpatter]

At scount camp, my brother once pooped on a "stop and smell" sign on a nature trail.

Later he pooped in a urnial and they announced at the mess hall to not poop in the urinals. By the next meal every urinal had poop in it.

[Jacki O.]

camp.


fond memories

[weener]

What type are you shitting?

[Mary]

i want escapism, and i want it in 5 pages or less.

any other suggestions?

We have two mega-volumes of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. Also a New Yorker subscription. Well, we have a lot of bathrooms . . .

[weener]

We keep The Onion anthologies in the bathroom. And a lot of guitar magazines.

[glitterbot]

i have a couple of books in my bathroom at home. i call them "the shitter books". i don't want to read a novel. i just want a quick interlude to distract me while i do my business. right now, i only have 2 shitter books:

now i can die in peace, bill simmons
the nasty bits, anthony bourdain

both are collections of articles/short stories by the authors. that's pretty much the only criteria. i want escapism, and i want it in 5 pages or less.

any other suggestions?

Horrors! 365 Scary Stories. This spent some time in our bathroom.

[Jacki O.]

[degrae]

What type are you shitting?

I really appreciate the chart. I am sure I have mentioned before that on two occasions I have pooped a perfect question mark INCLUDING THE DOT, and the wierd thing about that is , is that they both happened within the same week, which I took as a sign, like, "riddle me this", or "what the fuck are you doin' man?" With the basic chart I can kind of tell your future, like "um, you really need to get your shit together", or "wow yer shit is tight". The snakey might mean you have been being a weasel. The big blob mess might mean that you need to dial in the hygiene and attention to detail. Take it as you will, apply it to your love life, way more powerfull than tea leaves in so many ways.