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[capharnaum]

i have a couple of books in my bathroom at home. i call them "the shitter books". i don't want to read a novel. i just want a quick interlude to distract me while i do my business. right now, i only have 2 shitter books:

now i can die in peace, bill simmons
the nasty bits, anthony bourdain

both are collections of articles/short stories by the authors. that's pretty much the only criteria. i want escapism, and i want it in 5 pages or less.

any other suggestions?

i also enjoy/recommend
kitchen confidentials (i'm sure you already have it since you dig nasty bits)
henry rollins' - get in the van and any of the black coffee blues books

[Jacki O.]

What type are you shitting?

I really appreciate the chart. I am sure I have mentioned before that on two occasions I have pooped a perfect question mark INCLUDING THE DOT, and the wierd thing about that is , is that they both happened within the same week, which I took as a sign, like, "riddle me this", or "what the fuck are you doin' man?" With the basic chart I can kind of tell your future, like "um, you really need to get your shit together", or "wow yer shit is tight". The snakey might mean you have been being a weasel. The big blob mess might mean that you need to dial in the hygiene and attention to detail. Take it as you will, apply it to your love life, way more powerfull than tea leaves in so many ways.

well well well, look who's a poop reader....

[The Real Jeffrey Lebowski]

No matter how hard you try to poop, a penguin can do it harder


P.S. Plus fucking one:

"You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole... back and forth... forever." ))><((

[BigAdamFest]

No matter how hard you try to poop, a penguin can do it harder

And here I thought I knew all there was to know about pooping. Thank you, theshizz.org, for keeping me enlightened

[Soflete]

I was not sure where to post the following information but this seemed to be te most appropiate place. I've just pooped two Google Chrome Extensions that allow you to play mp3 files embedded to any webpage: Yahoo! Media Player Unofficial Extension and Stereochrome.

They become handy when listening to dod or ocremix because they let you play any track before downloading it. Anyway, I'm still working on improving Stereochrome, adding more features and preventing it from killing these sites' bandwith. If you have any feedback to give, from "your app sucks" to "you should add a button that fires a laser beam and burns my boss's head"... or anything creative like that, it will be very welcome.