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Awkward Boners
Started by Jacki O., May 07 2009 03:19 PM
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 03:19 PM
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 03:21 PM
OM MY FUCK!!!
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 03:33 PM
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 03:39 PM
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 03:46 PM
YES! I have pics of PxDITIx at my house that are way to close to this.
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 04:07 PM
I will never forget being in like 7th or 8th grade, and this kid named Forrest had to go up and demonstrate some piece of gymnastic equipment in gym glass and he had a boner. I think it was the parallel bars? Anyway, sweat pants + parallel bars + boner = hilarious. I am sure he thought so too. 
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 04:16 PM
Hey, that's Robbie Keane, my favorite Irish soccer player. I have his blue jersey that he's wearing in the picture for Tottenham Hotspur. This pic gives a whole new meaning to the team's name: hotspur. Heh.
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 04:53 PM
I need a coffee table book of akward boners...maybe I will stage a couple for this book.....
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 06:00 PM
OM MY FUCK!!!
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My thoughts exactly!
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 06:32 PM
I used to get boners all the time. The worst is in church! 
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 06:35 PM
I used to get boners all the time. The worst is in church!
no boners anymore, matt?
and wtf? boners in church? you catholics find jesus way too sexy...
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 06:36 PM
I would dance, if girls would let me do this! 
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 06:41 PM
I used to get boners all the time. The worst is in church!
no boners anymore, matt?
and wtf? boners in church? you catholics find jesus way too sexy...
Oh no! I still get them, just not from jesus anymore.
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 07:31 PM
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i'm glad the guy on the left is treating the boner like a microphone - all screaming victory into it and whatnot.
you mean you forgot cranberries too?
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