it seems like whenever my wife and i go to target or walmart i get a boner as were walking up to the entrance. its usually awkward and i say something like "hey, i got another boner" and my wife looks annoyed and throws a punch in my boner's direction. then i gotta walk around all weird until it goes away. i dont understand because i hate shopping at both those fucking places.
Awkward Boners
Started by Jacki O., May 07 2009 03:19 PM
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Posted 23 May 2009 - 08:26 AM
Target Boner FAIL.
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Posted 23 May 2009 - 10:37 AM
Thanks a lot, bs, I love Target and it used to be completely unrelated to thinking of your crotch. 
Love like you don't need the money, dance like you've never been hurt, and work like nobody's watching.
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Posted 23 May 2009 - 11:40 AM
it seems like whenever my wife and i go to target or walmart i get a boner as were walking up to the entrance. its usually awkward and i say something like "hey, i got another boner" and my wife looks annoyed and throws a punch in my boner's direction. then i gotta walk around all weird until it goes away. i dont understand because i hate shopping at both those fucking places.
You probably see all the huge mom butt in stretch pants and secretly like it.
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Posted 25 May 2009 - 03:19 AM
Heels and makeup? What sport is that?
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Posted 26 May 2009 - 07:40 AM
the statue of William Penn ... sitting all ...
well he's kind of a loner
if you look at it from the right angle
it looks like he has a boner
well he's kind of a loner
if you look at it from the right angle
it looks like he has a boner
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Posted 26 May 2009 - 09:48 AM
Heels and makeup? What sport is that?
this should be in the awkward cameltoe thread!
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 12:40 AM
seriously, what sport is this? i want season tickets.Heels and makeup? What sport is that?
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 09:17 AM
I did a tineye.com image match and although the photo seems popular online only to display camel toe, and rarely in English, I get the impression they're a cycling team. They probably had a chance to freshen up (i.e. shoes and makeup) for this ceremony.
Eh, maybe not -- I guess cycling shorts need more leg.
Eh, maybe not -- I guess cycling shorts need more leg.
Love like you don't need the money, dance like you've never been hurt, and work like nobody's watching.
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 10:32 AM
sorry mary if i've ruined your target experience. but this is the awkward boner thread.
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 12:55 PM
Yes, it's an acknowledged risk. You could ruin just about anything here -- except an awkward boner.
Love like you don't need the money, dance like you've never been hurt, and work like nobody's watching.
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 02:18 PM
Everytime I go to Target I have to go number 2. Without fail. I have tried to understand it.... is it something in the air? Is it the walking? The times I go? I have switched everything up and still i always have to poop. It is usually when i am farthest away from the restroom too. Anyone have any theories as to why this happens? Or similar experiences?
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Posted 27 May 2009 - 02:19 PM
target = shit
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Posted 28 May 2009 - 05:57 AM
target = shit
There ya go.
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 04:12 PM
Here's an awkward boner from my trip to mexico (bottom center):
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