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[Quezo]

a cockmonger doucheface

I am going to make it my mission to use the phrase "cockmonger doucheface" at least 12 times before midnight tonight.

I take that challenge and raise it to a baker's dozen.

The cockmonger doucheface who made the soup I ate for lunch can suck my balls.

Mikey don't know how to make posole.

What the fuck was I thinking, eating cafeteria posole today. blech.

I thought since it's mostly mexican people that work in there. I should have known, since the mexican food on mexican food day sux too. blech.

They do fountain a mean cherry coke though.

[Jacki O.]

I'm falling asleep and i have to get this shit done!!!!!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk yyyyyyyyyooooouuuuuuuu

mikey.

[raubhimself]

I think I'm getting sick. My roommate has been sick for a few days but this is obviously Mikey's fault.

I'm strangely feeling better now...

Uh...

Fuck you and your voodoo magic witchcraft, Mikey!

[MikeyWretch]

YES! YES! I just choked a bit on a cracker.

EAT MY ASS MIKEY!!!!!

[thebiggameover]

you keept me out drinking all night mikey, now im too tired to do my school shit, or do my wow raid. you fat jerk.....

[Jacki O.]

my cougar prey is laying it on pretty thick which makes me feel insecure and think that this is all a joke to him!

Why do you make me think this way Mikey!!!!!!?!?!?!?!??!? I hate you!

[TaylorTrash]

My vagina is bleeding Mikey! BLEEDING! Why on EARTH would you come up with something so horrible. Also... i feel like an alien is trapped in my uterus and trying to escape. BASTARD!

[MikeyWretch]

My vagina is bleeding Mikey! BLEEDING! Why on EARTH would you come up with something so horrible. Also... i feel like an alien is trapped in my uterus and trying to escape. BASTARD!

[mancopter]

Dude, that's a total dick move, mikey.

[Quezo]

My vagina is bleeding Mikey! BLEEDING! Why on EARTH would you come up with something so horrible. Also... i feel like an alien is trapped in my uterus and trying to escape. BASTARD!

Hey Mikey, just be glad you're not going on the blind date with her tonight. HA!~

oh, almost forgot: fuck you mikey!

[fatguyaz]

yeah, way to pick on the fuckin new chick, Mikey. Total dick.

[MikeyWretch]

Who let this Mikey guy on the shizz anyhow?

WWW.FUCKINMIKEYSUCKS.COM

[TaylorTrash]

My vagina is bleeding Mikey! BLEEDING! Why on EARTH would you come up with something so horrible. Also... i feel like an alien is trapped in my uterus and trying to escape. BASTARD!

Hey Mikey, just be glad you're not going on the blind date with her tonight. HA!~

oh, almost forgot: fuck you mikey!

I really like how you brought two posts together like that.... at my expense!

[Quezo]

My vagina is bleeding Mikey! BLEEDING! Why on EARTH would you come up with something so horrible. Also... i feel like an alien is trapped in my uterus and trying to escape. BASTARD!

Hey Mikey, just be glad you're not going on the blind date with her tonight. HA!~

oh, almost forgot: fuck you mikey!

I really like how you brought two posts together like that.... at my expense!

You're welcome! Mikey sux cockmonger douchebag ass!

[glitterbot]

it is mikey's fault that spiders keep making webs on my clothesline, and then freaking me out when i try to hang clothes. MIKEY, TELL THE SPIDERS TO LAY OFF THAT SHIT.