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#76 beefstew

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 10:23 PM

Who was one of the famous Bay Area bass players who tried out for Metallica when Cliff Burton was tragically killed in a bus accident? ;)
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#77 JJames

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 01:43 AM

1. I am a pacifist. I try and live by the harm principle and it serves as my only set of beliefs and he knows this.
2. i have had a certain friend for over 10 years
3. he gets drunk and never stops insulting me
4. hes bipolar and says he wants to kill me
5. hes being a dick but only in front of other people
6. i think he has rage issues/built up sexual frustration
7. i could whoop his little ass
8. he started saying something about my girlfriend

9. I REALLY WANT TO KICK HIS ASS

10. keep in mind #1

What should i do? What can i do?
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#78 MikeyWretch

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:37 AM

Who was one of the famous Bay Area bass players who tried out for Metallica when Cliff Burton was tragically killed in a bus accident? ;)


I dont know or care.
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#79 MikeyWretch

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:43 AM

1. I am a pacifist. I try and live by the harm principle and it serves as my only set of beliefs and he knows this.
2. i have had a certain friend for over 10 years
3. he gets drunk and never stops insulting me
4. hes bipolar and says he wants to kill me
5. hes being a dick but only in front of other people
6. i think he has rage issues/built up sexual frustration
7. i could whoop his little ass
8. he started saying something about my girlfriend

9. I REALLY WANT TO KICK HIS ASS

10. keep in mind #1

What should i do? What can i do?


When I dont want to deal with some one I avoid them as much as possible, or just bring it up infront of him when he is sober. Being boldly honest sometimes can jolt a person to stop being a dick. OR if it makes him mad and he wants to fight then defending yourself is not against the rules.
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#80 TaylorTrash

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 10:16 AM

Your advice was great!!! Successful weekend so thanks! He REALLY didn't care about it and i thought it would be a big deal and you are right, it totally wasn't! Woo hoo!
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#81 MikeyWretch

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 01:10 PM

Another satisfied reader!

some times Im a love doctor other times I just tech people how to snorkel beers with a bendy straw!
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#82 fatguyaz

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 02:06 PM

BEER SNORKEL!

LB and i beer snorkeled before ShizzProm and...well, clearly, it was an awesome idea.
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 04:52 PM

Hey Mikey how do I get a 52 year old man out of my house?

How do you ask a bartender out? Its hard because you know they get asked out 5 times a day.
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#84 MikeyWretch

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 04:54 PM

Hey Mikey how do I get a 52 year old man out of your house?

How do you ask a bartender out? Its hard because you know they get asked out 5 times a day.



Dude you dont if a 52 year old man has no issues living with young dudes then its you that needs to get out!!!


Dont ask her out while she is at work!
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 07:48 PM

Mikey what is the greatest easy-to-find animal beer?

Schmidt is my animal beer of choice because they have lots of bears and deer and pheasants and trout and stuff on the cans. But it's hard to find. The only other choices I can think of are Mad Dog and Red Dog. Woof.


i don't mean to step on mikey's toes here, but i would have to say alaskan.

also... mikey, what is the best office prank that will not damage property or hurt anyone, in other words, will not get me fired.
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 07:51 PM

Dont ask her out while she is at work!

What if you don't know how old she is, if she's even single, and you never see her outside of work?

(sorry that questions has been burning me as well)
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 07:54 PM

Moose drool is pretty easy to find.

About the bartender, I was thinking about taking Mikeys advice and just following her home one night and then acting sursprised when I run into her inside of her living room that I snuck into.

I'll be like "oh hey you live here too".
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#88 MikeyWretch

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Posted 19 June 2009 - 09:38 AM

Dont ask her out while she is at work!

What if you don't know how old she is, if she's even single, and you never see her outside of work?

(sorry that questions has been burning me as well)



Well in that case you just have to ask. I am not sly or do I have pick up skills If two people click then they do thats all.
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#89 differently biotic

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Posted 19 June 2009 - 10:20 AM

Just ask her out. The worst thing she can say in no thanks. Shows confidence and girls mostly like confident guys. Just saying.
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