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#16 Omnideth

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 09:16 AM

The lyrics are entirely Christian in this song.

"He died for what he loved, and what he loved was... YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU."

I believe the main theme is abstinence and how hard it is to do?

"I'll wait for you."
"You never said this would be easy."


Regardless, I've been listening to this song for months ever since I heard it in passing one time. I can't decide if I actually like it or if it's just hilariously funny to me. But it's in no way the worst song/video ever. There are far worse.

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#17 Jacki O.

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 09:26 AM

when i saw this i thought it was a joke. you know, like a band making fun of a metal band. the vocals have auto-tune, there's synchronized guitar lifts, behind the head, etc. also, it just looks like turds in a hammock. i feel like i actually accomplished something by getting all the way through it.



holy shit! You made it all the way through? I could only do 1:05. I can't believe that is not a joke. All that synchronized head banging?


yeah kudos for making it all the way through! i think i only lasted less than a minute. if i had a kid that was into that band i would beat the shit out of them, child-abuse style.
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 10:45 AM

And now, to change things up, here is a contender for MOST AWESOME VIDEO EVER.
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#19 chadk

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 03:11 PM

saw this at band rehearsal, during a break on head bangers ball. dude i think it might be the funniest video ever. are those dudes trying to poop?
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 03:24 PM

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found these images at the azhardcore sight seems they think it's pretty ridiculous as well
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 03:28 PM

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oh man i can't stop laughing, it's like river dance oh golly
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All the time when I tell people what I do they say, "Oh I don't understand art, I can't even draw." (or worse, "I only like art I can understand.") Well, ya know what, I don't know how to make a car, but I sure appreciate being able to drive one.

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 04:03 PM

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found these images at the azhardcore sight seems they think it's pretty ridiculous as well

i love/hate the crab-walk guitar.
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 04:18 PM

do you think any of them watched the final cut of that video and said "well, we're fucked. that's the shittiest video ever."

i mean, on some level they have to know, right? none of the youtube comments are even remotely polite. they have to know. right? maybe?
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Posted 10 June 2009 - 04:22 PM

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found these images at the azhardcore sight seems they think it's pretty ridiculous as well

i love/hate the crab-walk guitar.


me too! i can't stop watching it.
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#25 Rocquero

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 04:24 PM

speaking of turds, whats with the synchronized poop stance? It's not comfortable to stand that way while playing guitar, i can assure you.

well, it's probably pretty easy when you never have to go beyond the 2nd fret, b/c the whole song is a grumbly breakdown.
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Posted 22 June 2009 - 09:22 AM

just had to add THIS
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Posted 22 June 2009 - 10:02 AM

just had to add THIS


that's amazing.

i love the conversation between the hairdresser and client within the song.

i also love the different singing styles that she incorporates into just the one song

i also love how many times she sings "please!"

i also love the garbage bag she's wearing
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#28 chadk

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 02:35 PM

dude not even the same thing here, she at least has integrity

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All the time when I tell people what I do they say, "Oh I don't understand art, I can't even draw." (or worse, "I only like art I can understand.") Well, ya know what, I don't know how to make a car, but I sure appreciate being able to drive one.

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Posted 23 June 2009 - 09:10 PM

I made a video edit of it:

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 12:22 AM

Emo metal paid for by Dad. Righteous!
S'ok son, we can use our back yard!, Better color that fore arm with a magic marker to look like yer "all sleeved." I got an idea... less make shure you all havesame black t-shirts an' zackly washed blue jeans, y'know goin' together as a sign o' unity. Scott's girfreind is the star, she like, doesn't like the music. But she knows what it means, and it's disasterous. Easy, I got Walmart distro.
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