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#16 Tony

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Posted 13 August 2009 - 12:52 PM

"Looks like?"


i didn't realize the drawing was anatomically correct on account of him not having a neck and having flippers instead of hands. but obviously it's true that yes, sheriff joe does have a vagina with teeth. i'm surprised the new times hasn't mentioned it more often.
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 12:56 PM

Would it make a difference if I told you they were in a river at the time?


Absolutely... wait, if he pooped in a river, or if he pooped on someone whilst in a river?

Either way it's ok in my book... Unless he did it before me, then it's not ok, cuz i invented that shit.


whoa.. get it? "That shit"?
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 01:36 PM

I'm sure there is some law against pooping in a river, or at least in his law book there is :ph34r:
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 02:23 PM

Would it make a difference if I told you they were in a river at the time?


Absolutely... wait, if he pooped in a river, or if he pooped on someone whilst in a river?

Either way it's ok in my book... Unless he did it before me, then it's not ok, cuz i invented that shit.


whoa.. get it? "That shit"?


Sheriff Joe's gonna get you for pooping in a river!!

We should start teaching our children that Sheriff Joe is the bogeyman. Like if you don't clean your room Sheriff Joe will come and arrest you and lock you up and make you eat gross bologna.

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#20 MikeyWretch

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Posted 13 August 2009 - 02:27 PM

Yeah if you say his name three times in the dark wile looking in a mirror he will appear and kill you like Bloody mary!
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 02:40 PM

I have had to deal with high ranking law enforcement before.
I think its time I pay Joe a visit.
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 02:55 PM

I have had to deal with high ranking law enforcement before.
I think its time I pay Joe a visit.


Are you the pre-crisis Batman, or post?
Or, Dick Greyson?
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#23 fatguyaz

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Posted 13 August 2009 - 02:58 PM

man, theshizz is getting really popular. I thought Jesus being on here was a big deal, but now Batman?! How many superheros can we have on one board?!
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 02:58 PM

I have had to deal with high ranking law enforcement before.
I think its time I pay Joe a visit.


Are you the pre-crisis Batman, or post?
Or, Dick Greyson?


I am not dead and Dick is not the Batman.

Do not believe everything you read.
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#25 Hooray For Everything

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Posted 13 August 2009 - 03:31 PM

what is this? Nazi Germany?

wtf is going on?

Arpaio does stupid shit like this because he gets away with it!

He can do whatever he fucking wants, he can fucking kill people, steal shit, arrest anyone he wants whenever he wants, lie, run completely false smear campaigns, take illegal election money, run prostitution rings, poop on people etc.

And he gets re-elected.

every time.



he pooped on someone? I draw the line there!!


I agree. One has to, at some point, draw a line. My line is somewhere between pee & poop.
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Posted 15 August 2009 - 09:30 PM

I have had to deal with high ranking law enforcement before.
I think its time I pay Joe a visit.


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Posted 19 August 2009 - 12:03 PM

feministing article on Arpaio!
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