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#16 Rial

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Posted 17 September 2009 - 03:13 PM

we vote for secretary of state, but no one ever thinks of it as a LT. Govener position when they are voting for it, they think, what hell is this, whatev, don\'t they just over see the elections? But I am fully behind a LT. Gov, becuase in AZ, governors leaving and a Sec of State coming to power has happened twice in the last 15 years.
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Posted 17 September 2009 - 04:55 PM

"I don't think under the circumstances that anybody's in the position of living at this turbulent time, these terrible, critical times of our nation, can possibly get through without asking for help and guidance from Jesus Christ and from God," the governor told the ministers.
"For those of us who have lived it and practiced it, we just know that," Brewer continued. "So it must be very difficult for someone out there that doesn't have him to rely on."



Fuck YOU Jan Brewer!

I wish I could rip your eyes out and skull fuck you, you fucking whore.

If I am gonna ask for help it sure as hell won't be from an imaginative figure that people have used as a reason to kill and go to war over for thousands of years.

I wish I could fuck your ugly fucking cunt with a frozen shit dildo

FUCK, SHE PISSES ME OFF


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Posted 18 September 2009 - 09:17 AM

I wish I could fuck your ugly fucking cunt with a frozen shit dildo


wow.

do you suppose anyone has ever done this? there's 6 billion people in the world, and i've always kind of operated under the assumption that no matter how bizarre something is, if i can think of it, somebody's probably done it. so if that holds true, then there are people out there that have been fucked with a frozen shit dildo. mind = blown.
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#19 Melkor

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 09:29 AM

"You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole... back and forth... forever."
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#20 mancopter

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 10:09 AM

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 07:46 PM

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well, if that's considered an emoticon, I don't know what emotion it holds, but I think me, you, and everyone we know gets what I mean ;)
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#22 Jacki O.

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:06 PM

all threads about Jan "douche-face" Brewer should end with pooping
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#23 The Governor

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 10:51 AM

You people disgust me. You should all go home and pray.

I'm going to clean up this message board and make it more Christian and I am going to use your tax money to do it.

The church needs to be more involved in the internet.
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Elected by GOD not you.

GOD has given me this powerful position of governor to help guide our state through the difficulty that we are currently facing today.

#24 JJames

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 11:21 AM

"You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole... back and forth... forever."

WHAT IS THIS MOVIE? it's really bothering me that i cant think of it
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#25 mancopter

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 11:22 AM

"You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole... back and forth... forever."

WHAT IS THIS MOVIE? it's really bothering me that i cant think of it

Me and You and Everyone We Know.
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#26 JJames

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 11:23 AM

yesssssss




POOP
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#27 Danosaur

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 01:12 PM

I miss J-nap


i don't ..they are/were equally unimpressive...

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#28 jomama

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 02:14 PM

You people disgust me. You should all go home and pray.

I'm going to clean up this message board and make it more Christian and I am going to use your tax money to do it.

The church needs to be more involved in the internet.



I will show you how to be a christian Jan. Once I make you gag on my cock and start puking all over your bloodily ravaged cunt, I will use it as lube to fuck you in the ass like the she beast that you are.


God she makes me sick

I am glad she is too old to have kids, my greatest fear in this world would be if her and Arpaio fucked and generated an Antichrist which would cause such devastation and mayhem that none of us could even begin to comprehend.
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Posted 27 September 2009 - 02:02 PM

we vote for secretary of state, but no one ever thinks of it as a LT. Govener position when they are voting for it, they think, what hell is this, whatev, don\'t they just over see the elections? But I am fully behind a LT. Gov, becuase in AZ, governors leaving and a Sec of State coming to power has happened twice in the last 15 years.


People aren't going to care anymore about voting for a Lt. Gov. than they currently do about voting for secretary of state. All creating a Lt. Gov. office in this state will do is provide assholes with a springboard to higher office. It is an almost entirely ceremonial post that no one would ever want for any other reason.
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