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[Jacki O.]

have you had a bad ex-boyfriend or girlfriend?

i've had my share. Want to share a story with PoolBoy magazine? We're publishing a section in the mag called "Battle of the Ex's" and we're looking for horrible stories about ex-bfs and gfs.

Here's 2 of mine:

1) I dated a guy for several years and he even moved out to AZ to be with me. When we broke up, he stole my credit cards (and a bunch of my stuff)and racked up a bunch of money (like $5K) on them and then disappeared. I still don't know where he is and i am still dealing with creditors to get those charges off my credit record (we broke up in 2003). He was my high school prom date and the guy i lost my virginity to too.


2) After i discovered that my boyfriend was cheating on me i broke up with him and kicked him out of my house. The day after i kicked him out i woke up to find him camping in a tent in my backyard. I had to kick him out again and throw his tent away. A few weeks later i started to see that things in my house were different than the way i would leave them in the morning for work and after i confronted him about it, he confessed that he was breaking into my house to shower and use my computer.

[Lonna]

Ha! No F'N way!

you're my hero.

once, I tried to be nice to a supreme lame ex
let go and let god
let bygones be bygones

only to realize, hey wait, you're lame
and really mean to people....

and if i'm friends with you it says, "hey, what you did and do is okay"

but you know what man,
it's not.

[JJames]

wow... jacki wins again

that SUUUUCKS

[differently biotic]

I was engaged to this guy I was with for 8 years. One day I woke up and decided that no way I could spend the rest of my life with someone who was so mean to me. SO I left him and everything we had together, house, cars. etc.

In an attempt to try to get me back he tried being honest about why he was mean to me. It was his way of dealing with his guilt over cheating on me the entire time we were together. He'd go to clubs, meet a chick, go to the parking lot, bang her, not know her name, go back into club; repeat. He would go on "just the guys" vacations and meet chicks and cheat on me with them then bring them around me later saying they were just all friends and so on.

I was floored. I am all about being honest but after him telling me all of that... sealed the deal for me never ever going back to him. Later, when he was getting his life insurance updated and trying to buy me out of our house he found out he had herpes. He called me to let me know I should go to the doctor. Well, poetic justice. I'm std free all around and he got it from the gf he picked up after I left him.

[jeremx]

ya'll ladies sure can pick'em.

[weener]

Sorry, can't play this game. I only have one real ex and he is a Shizz Hero of Steel that is basically like family to me.

[Jacki O.]

i know

well sometimes they are deceitful and you get tricked. Sometimes people change.

I am really attracted to people that look like they don't have jobs...which usually turns out to be true

[jeremx]

i know

well sometimes they are deceitful and you get tricked. Sometimes people change.

I am really attracted to people that look like they don't have jobs...which usually turns out to be true

www.laddertheory.com

[differently biotic]

people are WAY good at deceit


now all the boys that I meet and go on dates with all have freaking girlfriends... I swear I don't know until after the fact.

[Jacki O.]

i know

well sometimes they are deceitful and you get tricked. Sometimes people change.

I am really attracted to people that look like they don't have jobs...which usually turns out to be true

www.laddertheory.com

hah whoever wrote that site is a total lady hater! he must have gotten rejected a lot

no fun.

[MikeyWretch]

What if I was the douche bag in the story?

[jeremx]

I am really attracted to people that look like they don't have jobs...which usually turns out to be true

Women seem to especially like it if you are more devoted to your bad music, biker gang, forearm tattoo or marijuana. These all seem to work wonders. There are some interests you can show in a woman that will help you to fuck her: a healthy interest in destroying her self-esteem and in fucking her friends more than her seem to work wonders. Note that the following topics of disinterest have been field tested and shown conclusively not to work: Unix, literature, poetry, international politics, and sodomy.

Novelty - Let's face it, if you're like every other guy who works a normal job and tries to live a good life, you're probably like just about every other guy. Chicks don't dig this, and why would they? Who wants someone who is just like everyone else? Something different is more attractive. Like someone who does not have to work during the day like most people because they have lots of money from business or selling drugs. Or like someone who has stabbed a man and went to prison for it. Different and a veritable ticket to getting laid.

[Tony]

i had a girlfriend in college that i dated for about a year and learned that over the last several months of our relationship she had been sleeping with my roommate. they moved to portland together and took some of my furniture too. ultimately, i was more upset about the furniture. anyway, they eventually got married, so i figured that somehow justified it. maybe 2 years ago she emailed me and said we (meaning me and her) should get together when she came to phoenix to visit her family. that didn't happen. the moral of the story is once a whore, always a whore.

i have other stories about ex's, but none that really reveal any shitty behavior. more like "i can't believe i didn't gnaw my leg off to get out of that bear trap sooner." oh, and some great stories about going to weddings up in Heber.

[Jacki O.]

I am really attracted to people that look like they don't have jobs...which usually turns out to be true

Women seem to especially like it if you are more devoted to your bad music, biker gang, forearm tattoo or marijuana. These all seem to work wonders. There are some interests you can show in a woman that will help you to fuck her: a healthy interest in destroying her self-esteem and in fucking her friends more than her seem to work wonders. Note that the following topics of disinterest have been field tested and shown conclusively not to work: Unix, literature, poetry, international politics, and sodomy.

Novelty - Let's face it, if you're like every other guy who works a normal job and tries to live a good life, you're probably like just about every other guy. Chicks don't dig this, and why would they? Who wants someone who is just like everyone else? Something different is more attractive. Like someone who does not have to work during the day like most people because they have lots of money from business or selling drugs. Or like someone who has stabbed a man and went to prison for it. Different and a veritable ticket to getting laid.

haha Unix!!!

[raubhimself]

Sad but true. UNIX knowledge does not impress. Ask me how I know! C'mon, ask me!

I like UNIX, I like poetry, I like literature, and international politics. Not so much on the sodomy. But I also have a forearm tattoo, listen to arguably bad music (non-conventional at the very least) and partake in the sweet leaf.

I am the most neutral man alive. Neither appealing or unappealing. Just pealing.