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[Tender Lad]

In a related story, a former bandmate of mine told us a tale of a friend of his that was giving his girlfriend some rump lovin' on her parent's living room floor and she had an accident on the carpet. She was afraid to tell her parents the truth so she told them the dog did it. Her mom had the dog put down.

ummm...

That dirty lyin' bastard!

I'll tell you one that I'm pretty sure is true.
One of my other bandmates used to be a boom mic tech on porno movies. They were shooting an anal scene at the director's house and there was a huge tub of lube on the coffee table. The director's dog ate all of the lube and got the shits in the house. They didn't put the dog down.

[capthfc]

In a related story, a former bandmate of mine told us a tale of a friend of his that was giving his girlfriend some rump lovin' on her parent's living room floor and she had an accident on the carpet. She was afraid to tell her parents the truth so she told them the dog did it. Her mom had the dog put down.

ummm...

That dirty lyin' bastard!

I'll tell you one that I'm pretty sure is true.
One of my other bandmates used to be a boom mic tech on porno movies. They were shooting an anal scene at the director's house and there was a huge tub of lube on the coffee table. The director's dog ate all of the lube and got the shits in the house. They didn't put the dog down.

awesome

[Rocquero]

im saving my anal virginity for my husband.

i can't wait to say to my husband on our wedding night "Do me in the butt!"

that's one of the very few times i have actually laughed out loud b/c of something i read on the internet.

[Jacki O.]

yes!

use the !!!

[azwestdevil72]

In a related story, a former bandmate of mine told us a tale of a friend of his that was giving his girlfriend some rump lovin' on her parent's living room floor and she had an accident on the carpet. She was afraid to tell her parents the truth so she told them the dog did it. Her mom had the dog put down.

That is the saddest story I have heard in a long time.

It gives the term Greek Tragedy a whole new meaning....

[psykosteve]

Do you know what I thought when I saw the results of this poll?


















Wow I didn't know 6 women posted on the shizz.

[JJames]

anal sex is okay if your gay because what other options do you really have? but otherwise i just don't get it, you poop out of that

[donald]

what other options do you really have?

armpit sex

mouth sex

foot sex

hand sex

umm, that's all I can think of right now

[JJames]

armpit sex

I guess I learned something today

[raubhimself]

what other options do you really have?

armpit sex

mouth sex

foot sex

hand sex

umm, that's all I can think of right now

aural sex

[JJames]

what other options do you really have?

armpit sex

mouth sex

foot sex

hand sex

umm, that's all I can think of right now

aural sex

+1 sir

[Mary]

i can only recall one woman ever telling me she wasn't ok with it.

Telling and doing are two different things, but then you went on about the hundreds of times, so IDK.

Am I missing something in the site redesign, or was this a poll and it's not a poll any more?

People are built differently, and my theory is that for some women it feels intolerable, for others tolerable, and for some apparently just awesome. (For men, also, but probably for different reasons. I have actually heard some men say they don't wanna be touched there, even by a nice lady. That was news to me.)