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#16 Tony

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 02:56 PM

so my fellow art teacher informed me about some boys in the bathroom acting fishy, so i called security, then went to the restroom to find out what was going on, and all of of a sudden these two boys are coming at me fists a flying. one of them is in my 7th hour so i yelled at him cagematch style, and shockingly enough they stopped. then as i was walking them down to the principle, he shows up with the campus police officer. i turned around and there was a group of kids watching the fight on replay on one of their phones. so i demanded the phone and took it to the officer, who then replayed the event.

i am such a meany


so when are you posting the video?

don't tell me i'm the only one who wants to see chad yelling at some kids cagematch style.

also, i think "cagematch style" should be a way to describe food. like if you order a burger at in-n-out. or a special flavor of hot wings or something.


I wanna see that vid also

It is a very good adjective:

" I went to town on that calzone, cagematch style"
"me and the hooker I picked up made a huge mess in that hotel room, cagematch style"
"man, I really cleared the room with that fart, cagematch style"


it really is dynamic.

but i was thinking more like "can i get a double double, cagematch style" or "please give me 2 dozen wings, cagematch style".

or even "jack and coke, cagematch style".

i don't exactly know what that style is, but i want it. i think i'll just start ordering things that way and see what i get.
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Posted 13 November 2009 - 03:00 PM

I think whenever you order something 'cagematch' style, you need to finger point.
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Posted 13 November 2009 - 03:07 PM

we need a cagematch representative to clarify what cagematch style is, so I can start ordering it.

and it does have to have a fingerpoint...talk to your bartenders, spread the word.
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Posted 13 November 2009 - 03:12 PM

What would "cagematch style" be when describing something sexual?

1. Fucking someone while holding onto a chainlink fence and screaming.
2. ???
3. ???

Any Ideas?
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Posted 13 November 2009 - 03:26 PM

how about the when i dump vodka in my iced tea/lemonades? would that count as cagematch style?
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Posted 13 November 2009 - 03:32 PM

how about the when i dump vodka in my iced tea/lemonades? would that count as cagematch style?


a spiked arnold palmer...hmmm..sounds tasty

but whisky would mix better
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Posted 13 November 2009 - 03:39 PM

how about the when i dump vodka in my iced tea/lemonades? would that count as cagematch style?


i think you'd have to add something more aggressive in addition to the vodka. like hot sauce. or a scorpion.
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Posted 13 November 2009 - 03:41 PM

OH MAN, I TRIED DOIN SHOTS WITH TABASCO IN THEM ONE NIGHT IN A FIT OF GENIUS


dont do that
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Posted 13 November 2009 - 04:03 PM

Prairie Fire, equal parts Tabasco & Tequila.
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Posted 13 November 2009 - 04:09 PM

could I substitute with Cholula?
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Posted 13 November 2009 - 04:55 PM

ok so lets start a poll then, can we have a poll with the option of more then one answer, because i think we have a lot of ground to cover, ie food, beer, etc.

so throw out some ideas then when we have enough we set up the poll and let everyone decide?

i had no idea this was going to end up like this.
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Posted 14 November 2009 - 10:25 AM

Prairie Fire, equal parts Tabasco & Tequila.


i use goldsholger or w/e.....
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