i ride a motorcycle. there have been a couple time where my chain has saved my wallet from the freeway.
"You Brought Cupcakes To Work"
i like to bake. so what? doesn't a girl like a domesticated man? im also a stay at home dad, what else am i going to do with all that father son time. teach him to fight? no way. teach him to bake!
"Your Use Of Emoticons"
"You Watch Fox News"
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer." - Sun-tzu
"Your Racist Jokes"
what? they are funny!!!!
"You Don't "Get" Radiohead"
more like "Dont like"
"DEALMAKER: You Have a Beard"
yup
"You Don't Like The Beatles"
not in the slightest
"You Talk Through Movies"
every one of em!
"You Apologize Too Much"
im sorry i didnt know that was a problem.
"You Talk Like The Internet"
Lawl!
"If You See A Guitar, You Have To Play It... But Can't"
yeah. im working on this one.
"You're Depressed"
thats only because the people on www.theshizz.org/forum make fun of me
"You Keep Trying To Do Anal"
"You Talk About Pooping"
its a very important part of our lives and its only healthy to discuss it with others.
"Your Joke Tattoo"
yeah..... i really need to get that covered up.
"You Said "LOL""
yeah. we covered that already.
TL;DR = I apply to 16 deal breakers and one deal maker. making me one of the worse people to get into a relationship with, at leasy im not a scientologist.
