that's one of the better endings to a story I've heard. That shit gives you powerz. Not really the good kind tho....
FOUR LOKO
Started by MikeyWretch, Nov 19 2009 04:44 PM
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Posted 16 August 2010 - 11:39 AM
shitty is now.
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Posted 17 August 2010 - 07:51 AM
Once I was in Eastside and this black dude came in and was trying to trade Stephen ninety-something cents for a dollar. He wouldn't do it but the dude hung around forever. Finally when I brought my stuff to the counter, he tried to get me to buy him a Four Loko. He called it a 'foh'. He was like, 'do you know what it is?'. I said no. Then he was like, 'well come here and let me show you'. I asked why. He said, 'because i want you to buy me one'. I tried to be polite and tell him no (like four times). Then he followed me to my car and pestered me about walking to Circle K to buy him a 'foh' with my own money. Shit is loko.
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Posted 17 August 2010 - 10:43 AM
This last fourth of July on the Minibosses tour I had 2 Four lokos and for some reason Neil from totally radd and I started peeing on each other outside in front of everyone. Sik! If you have 3 of them you are probably going to end up in jail.
FTW
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Posted 19 August 2010 - 12:18 AM
four loko is the devil, sparks ftw!
i drank about 2 four lokos one night and i wanted to kill myself and everybody in the room, i hated it
i drank about 2 four lokos one night and i wanted to kill myself and everybody in the room, i hated it
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Posted 19 August 2010 - 02:14 AM
yeah this stuff is like steel reserve on crack.
everybody go to http://www.drinkfour.com and vote for ICED TEA so we can get a non-horrible new flavor. i think kiwi strawberry is still in the lead but maybe iced tea would just be like a spiced-up twisted tea or mikes hard amalgamation that would be more palatable as well as something people could either give some clemency to and not fuck themselves up on. pretty sure this shit will be banned soon.
everybody go to http://www.drinkfour.com and vote for ICED TEA so we can get a non-horrible new flavor. i think kiwi strawberry is still in the lead but maybe iced tea would just be like a spiced-up twisted tea or mikes hard amalgamation that would be more palatable as well as something people could either give some clemency to and not fuck themselves up on. pretty sure this shit will be banned soon.
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Posted 19 August 2010 - 08:55 AM
I'm ready to stock up, That would be worse than Y2K
A world with no 4 loko Y4K
A world with no 4 loko Y4K
We're the heart and soul of this heartless country
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Posted 19 August 2010 - 10:29 AM
I'm ready to stock up, That would be worse than Y2K
A world with no 4 loko Y4K
lol i read that as "yak"
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Posted 24 August 2010 - 04:18 PM
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so good.
you're a signature.
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 10:47 AM
the other night i was riding my bike downtown and someone threw a can of Four Loko at me from a passing car (but missed me haha dicks!)
so i drank it.
it was good, like drinking liquid jolly ranchers. no vomiting.
so i drank it.
it was good, like drinking liquid jolly ranchers. no vomiting.
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 12:46 PM
this is the best quote ever. it sounds like a cartoonthe other night i was riding my bike downtown and someone threw a can of Four Loko at me from a passing car (but missed me haha dicks!)so i drank it.
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 02:39 PM
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 06:34 PM
4 loko made brian hohman vomit a black crucifix onto my carpet
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 08:29 PM
4 Loko are the tears of God after he heard the sound of millions of vuvuzelas.... Keeping it relevant.
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 10:22 AM
He'll be reprising his role as Mongoose McQueen on a tour with Fozzy and he might be doing a book tour too, as he has a new one coming out. He'll probably be back by Wrestlemania, and I think most folks are hope for one last run as Y2J.That was awesome, especially when he started saying stuff like 'Kevin Nash, Diesel, Oz...'
So where is he going? Is he injured or something?
i made my own 4 loko last night. moster import and sailor jerry rum. it was a doozy
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 05:09 PM
a girl i know got a rash from 4 loco. fuck that shit...
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